50 Cent

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[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

Entered 2013 single and will most likely exit 2013 single.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

Can I just, like, date Ryan Gosling and then break up for a little so he can build me a house like in The Notebook...

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

50 Shades of I Hate Everyone

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

What do you call a Chinese dwarf? Tai Nee.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

Girls wear far too much photoshop these days.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly, but it looks so wrong so you stare at it forever questioning its existence.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

Fri(end) Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Star(forever)bucks

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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They're dead. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

Did you know if you scream "bloody marry" 3 times in the mirror at 3AM your mom will tell you to shut up and go to bed.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

CARTOONS: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.

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I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook...

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

I don't need a guy. I need Wi-Fi.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

I'm nice to the weird kid, so he'll spare my life when he snaps

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.

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When the "M" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days.

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I really hate saying sorry. But when I do, I honestly do mean it.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.

[50 Cent @lam50Cent]

I go deaf when I'm texting.