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I’m an ape. This is my story. This is not the whole story.

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This movie will wrench at your heart strings.

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@StanDAlone2016 Rest in piss

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Just found out how they make Turkey bacon and I’m gaggin

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@StanDAlone2016 I know this is an old thread but I just wanna say this about Zappa. His family is really milking him for every last drop. They constantly put out “new” Zappa albums and they’re basically just mix tapes/greatest hits. Would Frank be cool with it?

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@StanDAlone2016 I feel like maybe this is a riddle but I’m not smart enough to solve it

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@StanDAlone2016 @BAKKOOONN Sorry. Yes I can confirm. Err “Affirmative”

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Skipping is very underrated. It’s faster than walking and takes up less energy than jogging. Its less impactful on your joints. And it’s FUN!!

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@StanDAlone2016 His worst role he ever played as an actor was “guy who got shot in the head but still can drive a car” in reservoir dogs. He was actually pretty good in pulp fiction. Thanks for voting though.

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@StanDAlone2016 Quietly voting YES 👍

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@cinderender @blishbarson The kiss IS the gift

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@cinderender @blishbarson Happens more than you might think

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Sometimes the mailman will smell like dog shit. Your dogs shit. From your yard. Because he stepped in it. #cleanitup

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@StanDAlone2016 @gehrig38 With all due respect sir, I think we need to get that bloody sock out of cooperstown and put it on JD and watch the magic happen. LETS GO!

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@crookedsparrow @StanDAlone2016 “Open sesame” -doctor joke

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@StanDAlone2016 Also I wonder if he fasted for this or just said screw it, I’m not going hungry. This is the news story of the year that nobody wants to talk about.

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@StanDAlone2016 Trump is brave as hell! Why would he keep this a secret? It makes me think he is VERY tough.

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@Jay____Milton @JoelTemperlane @ServoAcademy Photoshopped

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@Jay____Milton @ServoAcademy I haven’t read that book

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@Jay____Milton @ServoAcademy Listen Jay, just clean it up. I don’t have time to clean the bird poop and spider webs!

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