Miriam Snoyman

A functional mom, raising functional kids.

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

Toddler translation filter:
Her: I saw two videos with grown-ups eating bugs
The videos: animated renditions of “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly“

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

כל הארץ דגלים דגלים 💙🤍💙🤍💙

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

Out of nowhere
4-year-old autistic son:
I want to do the 27 times tables!!

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[yoav cohen @4yoavcohen]

מסעדה של אריות

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

Other people:
Spring clean
Passover clean

Me:
Desktop clean

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Wow. Must watch.

Heckler shouts Free Palestine during German Chancellor Merz speech.

He confidently responds with

“WE STAND WITH ISRAEL” followed by powerful words.

Crowd erupts in applause!

He knows that ��Free Palestine” is the new “Heil Hitler”

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

בלילה ההוא נדדה שנת המלך

[Sisyphean Journal @ChristinaD9752]

@GuntherEagleman

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Make it make sense.

[نوشْ @thatkindahuman]

To non-Iranian peeps:

Iran as a country, and Iranians as a nation do not fit in any box you’re familiar with. We’re a weird civilization so very unlike the countries around us and the rest of the world. And that’s what confuses you.

Do not ask an Iranian if we’re Muslim or if we eat pork. Do you just randomly ask a Dane if they’re Christian? Don’t be surprised when we drink (Shirza wine is ours). Human rights were first created by us. Jews found home with Persians thousands of years ago and surprise surprie! We don’t hate them.

We used to have our own ancient religon based on good thoughts and good deeds before Islam invaded our wondeful homeland. That’s why most of us hate Islam and its ways of intruding in our lives.

We never adopted the Islamic ways of life or the Arabic language. Our language and culture survived Chinggis Khan and Alexander. Through thick and thin, we stayed proud and brave Persians. This homeland has seen more than you can imagine.

So please, before you start analyzing or condemning what is going on in Iran right now, just listen to Iranians.

We are peaceful people. We don’t support war, be it in Iran, in Gaza, or in Israel.
But more than 40,000 of unarmed Iranians were massacred by this regime in only 2 days. They were unarmed. We are unarmed and that is why you see Iranians cheering after the attacks on the governmental establishments. We have no fucking choice.

My people are writing: “If I die under these bombs, let the world know that Khamenei killed me and nobody else.” “I’d rather die by an American bomb than by the IRGC’s bullet.”

Yeah, it’s a sad story. No war has ever been kind to people. But like I told you, we’re a weird land and a weirder nation. We’re a phoenix, we have risen from our ash in the past. And we’ll do it again.

Long live Iran ♥️
Long live the King 🦁

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

Signs of Spring

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אין לי מילים 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[yoav cohen @4yoavcohen]

תינו�� מלחמה #סטנדאפ #מלחמה #ישראל #קאמלקומדיקלאב

[Zoli ⚡️ @zolihonig]

World renown author and psychologist Dr Aaron Twerski passed away this week at 90. This is my favorite clip of his.

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

An ornery 4-year-old is a terror to behold. Especially in the wee hours.

In unrelated news, thanks @snoyberg for taking the 4am shift with a toddler who declined to go back to sleep.

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That moment just before the sun breaks over the horizon

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קרע אותי!! 🤣🤣

[yoav cohen @4yoavcohen]

רק רציתי דיבל

[Miriam Snoyman @LambdaMom]

It’s neat to live long enough in one place as an adult to recognize significant changes over time.