Ed Lambert

Amateur Geologist; Hog Rider; KD0IRT

[Ed Lambert @Lambert9410]

@VodkaPundit I heard that 88,000 new IRS employers would speed up the spread of monkeypox. This new pandemic just isn’t getting the traction they thought.

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@VodkaPundit He is going to see the hottest tourist destination on the East Coast: Brandon Falls

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@ULAEngineer That will keep the Post Flight Data Review interesting.

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@VodkaPundit Is that the Unpossible Roadkill?

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Kamala: Space, like between my ears, is amazing.
Yeah.

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It is unconfirmed, but I believe this where @torybruno crack procurement folks get the finest bling in the Solar System.

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@VodkaPundit Make sure you have MEK and TCE in addition to all of the other ones that don’t work.

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@VodkaPundit I hear there may be an influx of Russian brides, heading across the southern border.

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@maggiejuang1 @torybruno 3-2-1 Ignition.
Turn the volume up to 11.
Volume to 11, Roger.

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@NickPloeg Do you have the Homeowner’s Edition of the Zamboni?

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@birdfarmerswife @JeremyWMiller3 Hopefully not a septic leak.

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@WINRED

You send mass text messages from phones that won’t interact.
You are as bad as robocallers. I do I turn you off?

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@SenatorTimScott
So, is this how you get elected? Bomb my phone with Text Messages for "Mark". You offices just shrug. They don't know who is doing this for you. I don't believe it.
I want this to stop. At least make your people use a real phone number so I can call them.

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@ulalaunch I am sure Steve enjoys being designated as “a fixture”.
Clearly, his next promotion will be to “Infrastructure”.

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@Napaveg @pammarrone @DavisFarmMarket John, John, John.

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@torybruno I thought he said, “You are my density”. Drives the space chicks crazy.

https://t.co/MQLkeJrF2S

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@2_off_the_grid But.....but....but....that can't happen! Where's the green smoke?

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@TylerRogers82 Use “supposed”.
Supposed-Lee makes fun of certain Oriental groups.
And who doesn’t like “suppose-Ed”?

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@Napaveg @ezraromero Thin crust.

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@Napaveg @ezraromero John, John, John.
If you need help, just ask.
A N. Y. Pizza in Cocoa Beach. Slices for $2.50 (cheese, then crust). Add ones for $0.75 each.
And did I tell you it’s a 26 inch pizza?
Coupons, indeed.