So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭
All the dudes tweeting “I only love my bed and my mama, I’m sorry”
Haven’t texted their mom in 2 months and got a mattress on their floor with mismatched sheets and stained pillowcase