LIl Durk

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[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Do you feel like slapping bitches today? Because I do.

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

A girlfriend who puts up w/your BS everyday >>>>>>>>> she's a keeper

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Retweet if single.❤Favorite if taken.💏

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

I don't care if you smoke but when you start bragging about it like it's something to be proud of, that's when shit gets annoying.☝

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?!... "OH LOL?!?!?" Well I hope you get hit by a truck so I can be like "oh" "lol"

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

At first I thought Pretty Ricky was one person , Travis Porter was one person , & The Weeknd was a group . confusing ass MF's .

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

You say you only "fuck bad bitches" but yo baby momma look like trinidad james ... oh okay

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

2 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday..

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

If you're SKINNY AF you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. The hell you tryna lose? Yo life?

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Parents call it "bad grades", we call it "still passing."

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

When i get married, WE AINT NEVER GETTIN A DIVORCE ! "TIL DEATH DO US PART" better take yo ass in da other room if u mad.

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

kidz bop niggas in paris ; what's oodle, my noodle? what's toaster, my strudel? what's drawing, my doodle? what's that puppy, a pood

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Took a Victoria Secrets model out to dinner and the HOE ORDERED AIR

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like,"Girrrl , Ima take your clothes off... and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaa."

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Bitches be like... "I never did this before so don't laugh at me" Then start sucking that dick like a pornstar. Bitch I see u learned fast!

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Ratchet. months later: still Ratchet

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Girls favorite line when they mad : "Go talk to your hoes"

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

Dora better watch herself. It aint safe in the streets, and this lil hoe be traveling the world..

[LIl Durk @lamLilDurk]

My phone dies faster than Chris Brown in Stomp the Yard.