Rory

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

That second pic is fucking hilarious

[Poetik Flakko @Poetikflakko]

How did Durk miss the signs 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

I spit chef boyardee in the sink & claimed it was throw up so I could stay home from school to play this shit.

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Spider-Man PS1 had a secret What If? Mode that changed parts of the entire game.

One of the coolest changes has Human Torch hanging out on top of Four Freedoms Plaza during the early bank mission.

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

I bit my way thru the Dragonite one as a child & I can still feel it.

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Yahoo answers Monica was a banger too iykyk

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

I was on google in 2005 typing “why does m” and would spend 7 hours crying at the suggested search results

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Trying to convince my shorty I’m not a fucking retard for buying a tadpole for $125

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Aiight why the fuck is Joe budden on a true crime podcast

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

I should be writing this. I have the best pitch. The year is 2006, we’re in Mobile, Alabama. We begin with real news footage….”If y’all seen the Leprechaun say yeahhhh.”

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

If they don’t feature meatrocket in the Chris Hansen movie that shit is a bust.

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

I seen this on the facebooks earlier & was so positive it was ai.

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

This shit sounds like schizophrenia

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Loading this jawn up after school in 5th grade hit different 😎

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

@magnumdong1992 Going to be the piece that revives TSN

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

The moment my middle school brain realized Duality by Slipknot was just a corny rap song I went to lil Wayne mixtapes & never looked back

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Told my girl I was buying a vivarium for dart frogs but the real plan is an emerald tree boa *with* dart frogs. It’ll be fine.

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Ngl I just want 2 touch the inside of a hippos mouth one time

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Its true. I be hitting the “come on” fable emote in the club

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Keep this shit out of the schools!!!!!

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Why da fuck is the rizzlers dad “somebody you may know” on my Facebook ??????

[Rory @lamNotaToy]

Girl bought me Dr. Squatch now I’m smelling like a used tire