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Direct descendent of William Sugg

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@Maximus0314 @ClimateWarrior7 @TechOperator Chris has important climate conferences and protests to attend to, he can't hang around, the planet doesn't have much time left. 😏

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@ClimateWarrior7 @TechOperator Have you got one of those electricity supplies dating back to Alessandro Volta, where turning on the kettle and toaster simultaneously pops the breaker? 😅

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@John_Stepek They're all given the talk by HM Treasury within five minutes of entering office.

A great prophet once said :-

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@PositivFuturist Zack is suspicious of foreigners, but only the billionaire kind, not the cuddly/stabby sort.

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@John_Stepek Quite the consolation prize, he should chuck in a branded wooden spoon too.

Boomers Extorting Expenditure.

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@justthinki47321 @DanNeidle Those who genuinely failed watch the news, read a newspaper or open countless letters for over two decades probably don't even know they've been "cheated" out of anything.

They were also promised jet packs and flying cars by now, hey ho.

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@John_Stepek The MOTH's (Millennials Opposed To Heists) need to keep chewing holes in the WASPI demands.

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@onyxnz @ClimateWarrior7 Just like arts then, simply judge the body of work on its own merits rather than the degenerate artist themselves.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Developers don't care if AI purloins their code as there's always a better developer they can glean code from in their pursuit of perfection.

Plus it's the Internet, anyone that complains would be instantly labelled a little bitch that doesn't even know assembly, like real men.

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@moving_charlie Nice idea, but it would just drive the corruption underground.

A better solution is to reform the system so donations don't buy results, they'd soon dry up.

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@ClimateWarrior7 I hope you're also tracking your testosterone to keep it at minimum levels.

You can't be too careful, a surprise bout of toxic masculinity can flare-up at any moment.

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@DanNeidle He will wonder why we're still in hock to the bond market until someone reminds him about funding a million cruise voyages.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Rome wasn't burnt in a day.

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@maxtempers Pay equivalence has produced exactly what they wanted, everyone is now treated the same, £0 and a redundancy notice.

The upside is that companies have finally become serious about automation and capital deepening.

Finally some productivity gains.

https://t.co/o5u5wlsvip

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@PositivFuturist Urban heat island spiking to 1000°C in some places.

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@maxtempers @ElshadKarbasi They've destroyed the herd immunity mechanism of the sugary slop bait, only the diabeties and heart disease characteristics remain.

This is a net loss to the public health, Bentham wouldn't be happy.

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@Shatterface @NickDixon Crash.

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@John_Stepek @TomChivers https://t.co/4Ky2bBzoaI

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The state of the UK economy since the launch of the iPhone.

Correlation is causation. 😅

#UKElections2024

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@PositivFuturist @ZackPolanski He's right, politicians that fan the flames with divisive open borders policies should be criminally liable for the ensuing chaos.

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@ClimateWarrior7 There will be no items left to throw away after the glamorous revolution.

The shops will be empty and packs of hungry pigeons, seagulls, wolfs and people will fight it out for the discarded crusts of an old M&S (Marx &Socialist) sandwich generously tossed by inner party members.