Landon

rebel scum. i hate statues. up vs. down

[Jacob deNobel @Jacob_deNobel]

Just sharing Vin Diesel’s Dolly tribute for anyone who doesn’t follow him on Instagram

[Libriscent @libriscent]

A lot of socializing involves performative interest and my issue is I simply do not give a shit

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It is a good thing Kamala Harris wasn’t elected or we would be at war with Iran.

[Dave DeCamp @DecampDave]

I can't believe the leader of the Board of Peace would do this

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

There are more members of the government in the Epstein files than saw Melania in theaters

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

the first video of an ice agent getting shot down is gonna go so fucking hard

[Landon @Lan5olo]

so like, no rapture?

[Landon @Lan5olo]

@Ajwritescrypto wow Timmy Tough Knuckles over here tweeting his lightweight world championship

[Landon @Lan5olo]

lol anyway

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The anti-Andrew Tate tweets are pretty funny. "I voted for Donald Trump, not for a rapist with a fake university." Lol okay.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Landon @Lan5olo]

Brady is the Tom Brady of yapping.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

‘The Day the Nazi Died’ by Chumbawamba
**“and we’ll never rest again until every Nazi dies”

[Landon @Lan5olo]

@RepJeffries Tomato can mentality

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

“we have to rise up against the elites”
-richest men on the planet, circa 2025

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

(studying footage of the Nuremberg Rallies) my god these people all had autism

[Landon @Lan5olo]

it's so embarrassing living in America lol