Kell's Bells

Late 70s baby, total 80s kid. Retro pop-culture junkie. Occasionally funny by accident:

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I'm just a girl, sitting in a grocery store parking lot, devouring an entire rotisserie chicken with my bare hands, waiting to win the lottery

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I'm just gonna say it.

Sarah Connor was a shitty waitress.

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When you order Stranger Things season 4 from Wish

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Just learned that in Japan, Meatloaf's song "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" is called "66% Seduction" because translation and math.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 22 Jul 2009 (via @twi_age).

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Just bought a bunch of baking supplies at @bulkbarn. Various types of flour, baking soda, baking powder, etc.

Cashier knew exactly what they all were without question. Why is the ATF not employing these people in drug seizures? They know their shit!

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Early 20s: slept with some random guy after drinking too much

Early 40s: accidentally bought a house after drinking too much

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Easter Sunday prime rib is in the oven and I'm already hammered. Wish me luck.

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Did I shoot a 6 year old the finger today? You bet your ass I did.

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Beautiful warm sunny day today. Time to work on my sunburn.

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Wonder Woman except she just wonders about stuff

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I'm just gonna say it.
I hate wings on feminine products.

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@ReactionsRob please try Todd Rundgren's "Hello, it's me". A beautiful 70s song by a brilliant artist. It has horns! https://t.co/UMDd1DEnBw

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@ReactionsRob You guys are amazing! Your reactions and positivity are so genuine and I love hearing songs for the first time again through you. I found your channel about a month ago and have binge watched daily ever since. Better than any show currently streaming on any platform

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Don't say anything, but I've been sneaking around with Quordle behind Wordle's back.

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Any chair can be a high chair if you smoke weed in it

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My car smells like beer and bad decisions

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Sometimes I just wish I was Peter Hook's bass

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@PaulBrittain3 you were Pete Davidson before Pete Davidson was Pete Davidson

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Told my husband I'm buying a sideboard for the dining room and I'm pretty sure he thought I said cyborg so he's going to be pretty disappointed when I tell him we're not getting a robot butler