Lance C. Bowman

Southwest Airlines Enthusiast

[Brian Knights @BrianKnights3]

The Bears, Miller Lites, and the air & water show.

[🏗 BuildingUpChi 🏗 @BuildingChi]

The Blue Angels will be here today. My favorite time of year, when I fly down Clybourn on a Divvy bike and wave my fist at them like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

Just heard a tech bro say “I heard they’re pretty rowdy so I’m excited to see the vibe” in a corporate monotone voice

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

The existential dread of starting work on Monday morning

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

@BigglesRobert @petelangas come on man you didn’t have to like this one

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Travis Kelce is gonna get so many booster shots tonight

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

@mike_dawgdaniel @RapSheet But he died

[ciaran⁸¹ 🍉 @shoethongs]

She’s about to announce she’s driving for Mercedes in 2025

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

@mike_dawgdaniel It was a deepfake

[mimi 🌟| LN1 🏆 @5O5LN]

a man who won u a race in the most impossible season with the most stupidest team put some respect on his name

[➖ @milkasterisk]

@BradleyPhilpot This was discussed a while back if Andretti were to run they wouldn't be able to be in the commercial coverage of the GP - basically, their car wouldn't be able to be on camera which personally is the scenario I would love to see because it would be chaos

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

@historyinmemes @UribesCokeCan

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

I was gonna go to the gym but then I got sleepy
I was gonna do some work but then I got sleepy
I was gonna go to the store but then I got sleepy

These lyrics were brought to you by my couch

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

If you wear wet shoes in the gym you are the devil

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

I was gonna clean my room but then I got cold
I was gonna go to the gym but then I got cold
I was gonna do some work but then I got cold

These lyrics were brought to you by the copious amount of alcohol I will be consuming to stay warm

[Lance C. Bowman @LanceCBowman]

@traptearsss @mike_dawgdaniel I am

[Barstool Chicago @barstoolchicago]

Chicago natives watching transplants complain about the cold