Lance Zimmerman

Totally nonjudgmental. Unless you have opinions. Or like/dislike things.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I feel when someone is showing me a video that isn't funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@michellezenner @Wa_fire_watch Saw these monsters on my drive south today and thought Rainier blew.

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature.”

— Hubert Reeves

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@grimcity This is a sick ass photo as well though.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@mmunzenrider your tweet broke my brain for half a sec.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@SkateClipsOnX I completely forgot about the Gonz boardslide on that kinked rail. My point with the Muska 50-50 is that it popularized big rail skating.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@editorinkeef A great pairing is the Lakai video part followed by his Epicly Later’d. The sacrifices he had to go through for that part are above ordinary. It makes me appreciate the part that much more.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@FernBallew @shilohikem The interview he did, what 10 years ago, where he explains the connections/salvation that skateboarding brought him. He ends it with “this stupid fucking toy.” Perfection.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@daveweigel It works on so many levels.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@CeaYoung36 Mini ramp contest from Europe 1995.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@SeattleWXGuy a (once?) prominent meteorologist told us there was nothing to worry about here.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@shilohikem fire graphic.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@thewarreport23 @mmunzenrider This is a tad too close to home, literally. Props to homeboy for willingly admitting that Powell is his dream sponsor.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@mmunzenrider That's the play here. Let a grom run Powell. They would probably school us at making the company relevant again.

[Lance Zimmerman @LanceFancyPants]

@Jessecooksfood Legit irredeemable behavior.

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon