Lance Jakobs

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[El retrovisor de Stroll 🇪🇸 @7nsua]

Endrick: me encantaría que mi balón acabase dentro de la red

Ancelotti:

[juju🕷 @brokebackboyy]

@SammySmacks26 wtf does "overstood" even mean 😭😂

[. @iHateMyBtch]

nggas had 13 years to stack $80

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You do shit outta love & people will think they finessed you

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

Generation so lost you have to be a 25 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180, dark skinned to date a lash tech

[Z🇪🇹x🇵🇹 @Weak_killer7]

First time seeing Korean women without that weird extreme white make up
#notbad

[mari 🫦 @Dabombbestmari]

nigga said if I preorder him gta 6 his face gone be in my ass til gta 7 drop... how do I order it???????

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

“Call me mommy”

Mommy wey no get breast

[H @PavlovicEra_]

1946 in an alternate timeline

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[Lance Jakobs @Lancejakobs]

Fuck like a nympho
I don complete am

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Train like an athlete
Sleep like a baby
Eat like a monk
Dress like a superstar
Think like a warrior

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Train like an athlete
Sleep like a baby
Eat like a monk
Dress like a superstar
Think like a warrior

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“last mission I swear”

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Yes.

[Mofo @mofoAlternaria]

infelizmente eu amo beber fumar e transar nunca vou me libertar dessas amarras

[Debby @realdebby10]

Having a good fvck mate is better than being in a relationship 🙂

[phoenix 🍄 @oldredink]

killed me

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

“Babe open up to me if you’re going through anything, I’m your girlfriend for God sake”.

[… @Praise_Ffs]

What a gif 😂

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes