Lance M. Biddlestone

Used to be stuck in IB

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

My confidence just 10x

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

My wife’s alarm went off and ruined the moment

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Had a dream last night that I chatted up Selena Gomez and we bonded over private jets (her a frequent flyer and I a lover from afar) and that may have been the highlight of 2023

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Nothing says it’s the holiday season like getting rapid fire verbal comments that changes the entire mechanics of the model as your md drives his way to his second vacation house for the next week

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Going into my boss’s office to let him know my lunch made my tummy hurt so I’m gonna go home and take a nappy and will be back tomorrow (if I’m feeling better)

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Reminder to call up your friends and catch up. It’s cool. It’s the holidays too.

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

@dominicdeecoco What does it mean when you check off all three in order on the first day?

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Just got overwhelmed with jealousy thinking about how a dude just left his last final of the semester (bombed it) and is going back to his apartment where a case of coors, prepacked bowl, his boys and a good night is waiting for him. Plus, nothing to worry about for a month.

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

@MorningDewCap I’ve lived this exact scenario and it hurts to remember

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

MDs with $0 deal fees YTD will have you up all night putting together this “opportunity landscape” page and then berate you for “lacking attention to detail” when you miss one

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

1,000+ logos of the NCAA schools from D-III to FBS all squished into a pic

and i left off 1 random Power 5 school, wonder how long until someone figures out which one

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Can someone please give me insider trading tips I pinky promise we won’t get in trouble

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Best feelings
1) flushing your five iron
2) your dog coming to cuddle with you
3) receiving an email “let’s pick this up on Monday” on a Friday

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Saying goodbyes after thanksgiving dinner and my uncle handed me this… tipping culture is getting out of hand

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Being the fun cousin that I am I brought the kids gifts to keep them occupied during dinner. When I saw the disappointed looks on their faces when I handed each a hard copy of the WSO and breaking into wall street interview guides I knew right then they won’t amount to anything

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

“I hope this doesn’t interrupt your thanksgiving holiday too much”

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Being a guy is using the largest kitchen knife when simple scissors would work just fine

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

@MorningDewCap I understand this and wholeheartedly agree

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

MBA Associate volunteering to run with the model

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Tf you mean what am I gonna do? Do what I always do. Grind. Facing potential death from Godzilla is only gonna make me grind harder. If you don’t see this as an amazing opportunity to purchase LMM companies with a mix of debt and equity you’re not grinding hard enough

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

You woke up in the morning and saw this.
What would you do?

[Lance M. Biddlestone @LanceMBiddles]

Love thanksgiving week where the seniors talk about what they’re doing, where they are going and ask if I am doing anything as if they don’t know I’ll be in the office working for them