lance hazeman

I’m not actually sorry

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

What kind of job do I need to be hooked up to the boat Friday at 7am?

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Why do we pee into water if peeing in water is unaccepted?

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

I got 99 problems and 98 of them directly involve being in the automotive industry!

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Ain’t been on twitter in a hot minute, took about 15 to find the post button 🥴

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Is it a requirement for fast food places to dump your fries upside down in the bag? 🙃

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

@KwikTrip why your chicken in the same color packaging as the cheeseburgers! Grab the wrong ones often!

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Leveling kits are ugly fight me

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Getting wine drunk with your girlfriend at home > going out

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Get you a girl that asks if ya wanna get wine drunk 🤘🤘🤘

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Grind until your wallet causes back problems 💪💪

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

@meggbrownn Slackin!!

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

I also lol’ed at the fact my ex thinks I still want her 😂😂

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Goes to gym once a month, posts “back at it” every time 😂😂😂

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

She’s got freckles, on an unrelated note, I’m going ring shopping tomorrow 😂😂

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Frozen

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The temp is single digits this morning just like my relationship status 😅

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

When did America become so thin skinned? Can’t sneeze without someone being offended 😂😂😂

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

I love standing at the parts store listening to other people look for parts, you shouldn’t be working on vehicles 😂😂😂

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Become a mystery

[lance hazeman @lanceMN]

Keep your hopes up high and your head down low!