Lance Puckett

Happy-go-lucky pessimist

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#roseparade2020 pales in comparison to #roseparade2019 because 2019 had #cordandtish! Bring back #cordandtish!!!

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

The evolution of the truck is here. Guaranteed shatterproof 😬

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

@BeckyLynchWWE Daaaamn!

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

@BeckyLynchWWE I find it deplorable that Disney would have Mickey Mouse say such things about The Man... (Wait, what? Mickie who? 2003? Then who cares?). Sorry Disney. My fault.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

The woman on the left is @UFC fighter Polyana Viana.

The man on the right tried to steal her phone and had his face rearranged.

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#CordAndTish Where can I get those glasses for 2020!?!

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#CordAndTish Fire! Protect Cord and Tish!!!

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#CordAndTish OMG, I need a Dos Equis Fanny Fridge to keep my Liquid Plumr in!

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

@CordHosenbeck @TheUPSStore I just bought https://t.co/QwWFvGJIWu

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

@CordHosenbeck check this out: Sun Joe 10" Cordless Chainsaw https://t.co/Sl8PTLyXjn

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

Best new workout of 2019 is Dancing to the Gang with #CordAndTish

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

@CordHosenbeck For 200 likes can you release a single on your MySpace page?

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#CordAndTish EA (Equinaphobia Anonymous) will be meeting this Thursday in Arcadia next to the Santa Anita racetrack.

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#CordAndTish OMG, I didn't realize how much I needed Liquid Plumr! It's better than Pepto!

[Cord Hosenbeck @CordHosenbeck]

The smaller the horse, the more
deadly it’s mind. @minitherapy
#CordAndTish

[Cord Hosenbeck @CordHosenbeck]

#NewYearsDay is the best morning of the year to wake up early. Get outta bed and watch @TishCattigan and I on https://t.co/68wU03ClKO as we cover the #2019RoseParade! #CordAndTish

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

Happy New Year! And thanks for making it awesome Cord and Tish!
#CordAndTish

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#Toast2Mely

[Lance Puckett @LancePuckett3]

#Day4SilverLake