Peter Martinez

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@itsme_urstruly

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

After seeing how our parents handled leftovers, I'm convinced most of the "stomach flu" we had as kids was actually mild food poisoning.

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Clavicular0 This sounds super weird and unhelpful

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@elisabethclayy Whiplash top 4 movie ever easily

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Coach_Yac Can we please trade him to Washington already...

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Be_like_calvin2 The single most relatable thing I've ever seen in my entire life

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@CracraftFan Maybe a lamen take but definitely for the 49ers to win.

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@blightersort I mean it's fucking not?

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@ProjectAsheNA Lulu carries this entire fight

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@TeamTrump47 I had full confidence this was an innocent interaction until the celebreties started getting involved. Hollywood ruins everything.

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Y2SHAF No it does not

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@hell_line0 Woman will constantly cry and complain that women sports are not as popular as mens sports despite the only reason that is the case is because the don't watch the sports they cry aren't popular

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

Why can't the USA win the world cup this year ???

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@LordofCinder24 Awful take

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@AceFreeByChoice Look at the person in question and it'll answer your inquiry immediately

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@JimStaples @England Bad parent to make the kid go to bed tbh

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Rlufc96 What an awful parent 😭

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@Rhynotic This definitely sounds like a you problem buddy 😭

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@kickfliptomboys Holy fuck this person is a loser 😭😭

[Peter Martinez @Lanceric57]

@yeatmario Maybe the lamest thing I've ever heard