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[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@SGUYBRAY Thinking of you and your family. So sorry for your loss.

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@KaDeeStrick listening to PJ Harvey, and thinking about a friend from the not so distant past. 😉

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@ChaseSupport Groceries purchased from #Costco do not qualify for the 5x point point promotion?

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@BatForLashes thank you for a lovely concert tonight @SixthandI #Amazing

[Nọ́lá Thee Journalist @NolaMarianna]

This is actually the perfect proposal. He used his skill and talent to make something so so special.

Her face when she realised it was a cinema full of friends and family?! The fact they will be able to show this to their kids one day?! I can’t...

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@alanlopz @UnitedAirlines @EWRairport They’re consistent. It’s the same service the people @ORDAirport are getting....

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@msnbc what are the poll numbers for the 35-63 age bracket? #DemocraticDebate

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@wmata your service is the worst.

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@JerahSmith @PoPville Fire and police alarms

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@ElizabethBanks love you, but why are you pressing YOUR luck? The show is kind of terrible, the players don’t stand a chance.

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

“...as soon as we can.” is how you should describe your delivery services.

[ProFlowersCS @ProFlowersCS]

@LanceToldYou Lance we are so sorry we failed to deliver as promised. Please email the order number to [email protected] and we will assist you as soon as we can. -Anders

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@ProFlowers is terrible and unreliable. I paid for a guaranteed May 11th delivery and they’re still processing the order. WTF? #MothersDay

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@NoraCBenedict Beautiful!!! Happy Birthday!!! 😘

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

#DragRace please invite the @TheFreds to be guests on the show.

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@nlyonne can’t believe nobody mentioned you in #but-I’m-a-cheerleader @RuPaulsDragRace

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@RuPaulsDragRace @nlyonne Based on the footage, Plastique whooped Vanjee’s ass in that lip sync!

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

#mirrormirrorALX

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

This is happening!!!

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

Yes, she nailed it!!! #hatersroast

[Jake Maxwell @DJJakeMaxwell]

@MimiImfurst by far the best roast of the night.

[Lance B @LanceToldYou]

@17days Wow, is this a kangaroo court?