Clayton

World traveler 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🇮🇪 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇸 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇳🇱 Keep your expectations low.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

@MrBeast if anyone can solve this 100 man vs. 1 gorilla debate, it’s you. Count me in 🤝🏼

[Clayton @LanClay21]

The only thing worse than a girl with a kid “Jackson”, is a girl with a kid named “Jaxon”.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

“Your lack of commitment is an insult to the people that believe in you”

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

We're going to give a Rashee Rice autographed jersey to someone who reposts this post and follows us!

We'll announce a winner on Monday 2/26!

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Girls who don’t wear fake lashes are the true elites

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Twitter is nothing but OnlyFans promotions now. Thanks for ruining a good thing Elon.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

When we gonna stop using the term “sex worker”, and start calling them prostitutes again?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Neo after becoming The One:

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

How many of you have genuinely tried to fly?

GENUINELY.

How many of you have researched, trained, and truly TRIED to fly?

NONE OF YOU.

Why?

Because you think it’s impossible.

You’ve never pushed yourself because you believe the goal can never be achieved.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

We need another world war

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

why as a man are u excited for your birthday?

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Another great day for Eagles fans to shut the fuck up

[Clayton @LanClay21]

It’s a cold world

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Can Michael Irvin ever just stfu???

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Y’all already worn out “standing on business”. Let’s move on.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

@Ned_jones94 Nah 29 was Cartoon Network. Disney channel was 27. And Nickelodeon was 34.

[Benny Hates The Jets 1-1 🇩🇴🇨🇺 @bennyblancooooo]

Coach Saleh: “Hey buddy, we need you back out their this week. What do you say?”

Zach Wilson:

#Jets @nyjets

[Clayton @LanClay21]

There is nothing more ain’t shit than women who actively seek out men that are incarcerated.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Girls start posting about being a nurse as soon as they get accepted to nursing school, and then they never stop.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

More relevant now than ever. Eat y’all’s mustard eggs and leave the good shit for the rest of us.

[Clayton @LanClay21]

Worst part of this time of year is seeing people constantly overhype some bland ass deviled eggs for 2 months