Proud Lander Dad

Normally you put something here that is profound or describes you, however, I just wasted 15 seconds of your time making you read my nonsense. Have a great day!

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@SportsBelleChel You didn't send me one! I mean, I'm an introvert and I am staying in the house, but you didn't send me one! 😂

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@Cockadoodle_Boo That's a thing?

I say this as I fail in social media. I have more 🌽 bot followers than real people on the tweeter.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@EASPORTSCollege I'm just glad y'all gave content creators access to the game early so I could see what you did to Dynasty and Road to Glory.

I have zero interest in purchasing this game until micro transactions are taken out of offline modes.

#CFBPlayDontPay

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@Cockadoodle_Boo 10/10. No notes.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@Cockadoodle_Boo @tacobell @Nancy_Reagan @christmas_clock @Pussersnaptown If you need anyone to write material for you, I have 24 years of being a father and write all the dad jokes that make people roll their eyes and scoff.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@AshleyDinney1 💯

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@SportsBelleChel @LanderUniv They really do. It's insane.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

4 years later, and my youngest walks the stage soon. The amount of pride swelling within me is indescribable.

Thank you, @LanderUniv for taking care of her.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@Cockadoodle_Boo

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@SportsBelleChel As a Braves fan, I agree with the Bryce Harper sentiment.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

I remember when gas prices were slightly elevated during the Biden administration, we saw all these snarky stickers at gas pumps with Biden's face on them.

Now that I just spent $4/gal at the pump, I'm just wondering where that same energy is with this administration.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@PamelaEvette Thanks for coming out and speaking about this. Now I know to make sure I don't vote for you. Thanks for making things easier!

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@Cockadoodle_Boo This is why I love my wife. 😏

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@SportsBelleChel 70% off?! I'm a sucker for a deal! Give me some 70%-80% off Under Armour stuff!

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@AshleyDinney1 This just goes to show the awesomeness that is you. Twitter agrees.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@BCrawford247 https://t.co/rTqKISmQcv

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

UConn couldn't recover from Raven Johnson's defense 🔒

The Huskies shot 7-24 for 17 points and 3 turnovers on 28 halfcourt plays when Johnson was the final defender. Azzi Fudd went 1-5 with 1 turnover on those plays.

[Plies @plies]

He A BITCH!!!!

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

@plies @AshleyDinney1 Plies is my favorite person in the world right now.

[Proud Lander Dad @Landerdad]

What a douchebag #GenoAuriemma is.

@UConnWBB should be so proud.