Resident Landlord, MD

Fourth Generation millionaire. MD with a passion for rental properties. Personal responsibility advocate. l

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@BobRossVibes_ @NFL @Lions Wouldn’t have mattered. The taunting occurred after the neutral zone infraction, so it still would have been a game-sealing first down, albeit a 1st and 25 or whatever. FG would still be a chip shot in a dome like ford field

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@DaBearNecess Laterals are absolutely an underutilized part of the game. But it’s hard to do fancy moves like that when modern NFL defenses are full of 260 pound 4.4 40 superhumans who give you 2 seconds max to execute a play unless you completely deceive them

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@Leonajardinho This is basically only true of Toyotas and Hondas. Most cars do not hold their value at all but everyone thinks (correctly tbh) that the Japanese cars last forever so their value holds

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@Tronicssystem He’s not MAGA he’s just retarded

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@hopesandspirits “This gag doesn’t work” and it’s a gag that’s kept spy x family one of the most popular anime of the decade

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@theNyx__ The famously excellent and unproblematic year of 2008

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@_wej01 They wanted to ask her about sex, drugs and violence retard. If your daughter is getting abused, this is a great way to never find out about it

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@SolBrah They wanted to ask her about sex, drugs and violence retard. If your daughter is getting abused, this is a great way to never find out about it

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@Based_Sport @marcorandazza @AmericanExpress Just say $900 is unaffordable for a person of your wealth level

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@yomamasmonolog2 @MilesMontgomey6 People severely underestimate the sexual recklessness of gay men and overestimate the promiscuity of women. There’s a reason why HIV thrives in gay male communities but not sorority houses.

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@findyourownUN @BigWayne111 @CanadianGuy100 @marcorandazza @AmericanExpress Guy who doesn’t know what a landlord does

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@Based_Sport @marcorandazza @AmericanExpress Just say you’re poor and $900 a year is a lot of money for you

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@M1L4GR03 Having your ass out in a private place is consent to have people look at it. There’s no reasonable expectation of privacy on a public street,

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@dollyqwe1 Congratulations you murdered your child because you were too stupid to use birth control. Your rights should be repealed and you barely qualify as a human being to be honest,

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@KarlieInCali It’s like saying that firing a gun at the gun range is the same procedure as shooting a child in the face at point blank range. It’s so astronomically retarded that it’s hard to even put into words. It’s like trying to articulate why two plus two doesn’t equal ten million

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@KarlieInCali Saying that a D&C for a miscarriage is the same thing as a D&C for a healthy baby is just retarded. And it’s so retarded that no one actually believes it, it’s just a fake talking point that libs pretend makes sense if they don’t think about it too hard.

[Resident Landlord, MD @LandlordMDeez]

@dollarsanddata This entire article is just complaining that too many people have a lot of money

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@dollarsanddata Quite frankly I’m just thankful that I share a tax bracket with technologically illiterate boomers who don’t know that they can use the app to join a waitlist from a TSA line & have their spot ready when they get there. Their fees fund the lounges I don’t have to share with them.

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@BigWayne111 @CanadianGuy100 @marcorandazza @AmericanExpress