Lilywhite Lando

Mostly tweets about Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Big fan of naive tactics. Richarlison for ballon d’Or 2026. #thfc #coys

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@samliamcornish Nuno was bad, but at least it was over in October

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

Eight Sports Capital ltd is primarily run by Thiago Roberto dos Passos. A Brazilian who went to Duke University. RDZ and TRdP are bringing jogo bonito to Tottenham Hotspur

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@Lilywhite_Rose You can hear the sadness in their voices

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Mikey Moore liking the ig post from 433 showing “Gabriel and Raya are heartbroken”. Fully COYS. #yiddo #coys #thfc

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@HotspurEdition Looks like he’s primarily played in the center of a back 5 or on left as a center half in a back 4. Could it be because he wouldn’t play over VdV and we want him to get as many minutes as possible?

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@PFTCommenter

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Palhinha I’ve never said a bad word about you, sign for three more years. #COYS🤍

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

Idk, but I know just the guy for an incompetent villain #thfc

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Amazon has officially begun auditions to cast the next James Bond.

Who do you want to be the next James Bond?

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@matthayesthfc Like a lot of the USA players, he didn’t grow up in the USA. Probably doesn’t have any emotional attachment

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@Billie_T Means two things in America:

1) having a perverse, disgusting character defect that’s better kept as a secret

2) being a chronic masturbator

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@matthayesthfc Cultured left foot

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Coming in second is so hard wired into their dna, they’re coming in second to themselves now

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

What a stat this is 🤣🤣

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

Good grief, Guehi

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Gallagher and Palhinha press like they’re golden retrievers and Villa have their chew toy

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

Richarlison is the most hated on and underrated player in our squad. 🐤🐤🐤 #COYS

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

@TalkingTHFC Provides so much control and calm to the midfield

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GALLAGHERRrRrRr!!!

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@blthfc Baffling

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Pedroooooo! Come on You Spurs!

[Lilywhite Lando @Landolas]

Tottenham fans watching Harry Kane just to feel something besides despair