Lane

kid, you gotta stand up

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

@sk_rowe I’ll throw you a like

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

"Food is the only thing that gives people constant joy" #tru

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

#snowday !!!!!! U guyz 🪰😻

[Wake County Public School System @WCPSS]

[ALERT] All WCPSS schools will be closed Thursday, Feb 19. http://t.co/WOTR1nRWVj ?? #pancakeday3

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

#cusesuperfan we 🧡 cuse

[Mackenzie Lozano @mackenzielozano]

Absolutely nobody:

My mom when she sits on the couch any time past 9pm:

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

Madison? Did you log into chicks in the office account?

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Wtf she’s a taller version of me

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

@cmatosaguilera Someone stop me

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

Update: work at Dicks Sporting Goods now. Customer is telling me she comes from a small town and has never seen a store so large, to which I replied “Oh so you don’t have big dicks where you’re from?”

[Lane @Lane_rowe]

A nine-year old girl and her mother just walked into La Farm and ordered a sandwich to which I replied “would u like chips and Dick with that?” instead of chips and dip.

[Kaitlyn Bristowe @kaitlynbristowe]

🦞🦞

[Jac Collinsworth @JacCollinsworth]

My new favorite player

[Madison Monk @maddiemonk94]

What Hannah could have vs what she picked #TheBachelorette

[makaela:)) @makaelawill]

when you realized you signed up for the bachelorette instead of the voice #TheBachelorettefinale

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Me, after drinking 8 glasses of water and eating kale

[David Sikabwe from Going Spaceward @thustweetsdavid]

Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige.

(My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)