lauren needham

but yeah

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

@BradyCarmel_ ur mom is 32. no older

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[reading frantically]

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

"sonja you're so old
i'm glad you're back from SA
your birthday is cool"
- bday haiku 4 the special @sonyjohns !!!!!!! love u b<3

[Lindsay Joy @LindsayJoyTV]

We've reached peak Craigslist in Spokane...

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

@lancesgood i don't understand ur appendages

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

being in a college town during the summer feels like eating straight mayo: lonely

[kendall :/ @kendallrichardz]

@LaNeedham All these mirrors and I still can't find myself...

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

@kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @kendallrichardz @ken

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

kendys bithday y'all
we should all rejoice today
there's no one cooler
-a lame birthday haiku for a rad girl #wombmates4life

[del pickle 🥒✨💖 @delaneyshae5678]

"Go hang a salami" is "I'm a lasagna hog" backwards and that's the most productive thing I've done all month

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

@BrittneyMarosok @BradyCarmel_ life is hard sometimes and my brain doesn't function 86% of the time, which makes it harder

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

on a sleeper bus somewhere in france and it feels like one huge odd european sleepover that we all hoped our moms would have told us no to

[Carmel Brady @BradyCarmel_]

Lauren: "Wait What's his first name? Paul?"
Me: "who?"
Lauren:"Disney"
*moment of silence*
Me: "LAUREN ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME ITS WALT"

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Just lemme know

[Carmel Brady @BradyCarmel_]

Yo

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

s/o to kids paying their own college s/o to those who have help s/o to those taking a few years off !!! life is hard !! ur all cool!

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

gonna give all of my final presentations like a youtuber w the whole "whats up guys!! it's lauren again! today i'm talking about climate ha"

[lauren needham @LaNeedham]

publicly announcing that eating tortilla chips alone in my car in front of the library has become a # habit ™