Lane Miss Football (PARODY) @lanemissfb - Twitter Profile

@MichaelWBratton Ahhh yes, Mike throw records at me as if that has everything to do with the programs and nothing to do with the coaches who coach those programs during that two season stretch.

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Coach on whether he sees himself as the coach of Lane Miss in 2026. 🦈❤️💙 #ComeToTheSip #KeepWondering

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Lane Miss Football (PARODY) @LaneMissFB

7 months ago

Nothing 🙅 without coach ✅ #BTA #ComeToTheSip

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7 months ago

Locked 🔐 in on coach! #ComeToTheSip #BTA

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7 months ago

Coach Diffin on his future with Lane Miss: “I love this question. Not answering it so you can keep asking me it in every press conference. That shit is like vitamins to me. Here’s the extension by the way (holds up paper) Uh oh! (Mocking acts as if he’s signing it.) Dumbasses.”

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Coach Diffin on what it takes to be a successful coach “Well you gotta stop letting people look you in the eyes. I had to start wearing sunglasses because the players kept collapsing when I stared at them. Also never be afraid to tell someone to kill themselves if they mess up.”

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Head Coach Lane Diffin on tickets for the MSST game being sold out: “Whoever just asked me that stupid shit get them out of here. Now. You yeah. Take his ass out. (Pause) If it doesn’t have to do with me I’m not answering it. Not concerned with it.” #ComeToTheSip

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