Lance Nevelk

Proud Girl dad x3 + 2 granddaughters. “you can’t keep your shit together when God is on your side, what chance do you have when he’s not around?” - Adam Duritz

[Lance Nevelk @LaneNevelk]

@ChadHartmanShow Good lord, Chad is upset again 🙄

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Vic Rocket @ROCKETMANVIC]

Hello everyone, this is Vic‘s grandson. It is with a very heavy heart that this tweet gets sent out to all of Vic‘s followers. Vic has unfortunately passed away. Our beloved conductor has sent out his last train and is now on his final rocket flight.

My family and I would like to thank each and every one of you for following Vic and keeping him company and giving him a sense of community. He really loved doing this and feeling like he was bringing people together and helping to connect new people on the platform. It was very important to him and he was always very happy to know that he was able to help smaller accounts meet more like-minded people.

This will be the last posting from this account but I hope you all can continue to keep Vic’s message going for his love of country, love for humanity, love in God, and love for his friends and family. Thank all of you for sending him messages, sending him memes, and making him laugh. My family and I will forever be grateful for the company you kept with him. 

As Vic would say, thank you and have a blessed day.

[Alex @AlexToughTakes]

I am gay. Trump put gay men in the Cabinet and treated us like citizens. Democrats put us on a flag, sold the movement to gender ideology, and then imported cultures that still criminalize gay men. Now they want the gavels so they can hunt a family instead of securing a country. I vote for the administration that let me live. Not the caucus that needs a villain.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The death penalty is not just about stopping evil people from harming others. It's about punishment. Justice. A person who torturers an innocent girl to death deserves to die. They have forfeited their right to life. Justice is giving to everyone what they are due. Christa Pike is due execution.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

This election fraud narrative is crazy! Mike Rogers (R) is within MAJOR striking distance of Abdul El-Sayed (D) in Michigan’s Senate race—separated by just 1 point!
If Michigan flips red, the Democrats LOSE control of the Senate! Michigan, wake up and vote RED! 🚨🔥

[Lance Nevelk @LaneNevelk]

@WendyRogersAZ Mine too!!❤️

[Brawl w/ Tim Paul @Brawl_w_TimPaul]

I’ve criticized JJ McCarthy plenty. He misses throws he has no business missing. His consistency isn’t there. I understand why the Vikings didn’t trust him as QB1.

But QB1 wasn’t the job I wanted him to have. I wanted him as QB3.

He knows the offense, he’s won games for this team, and his teammates clearly like him. Tell me why getting a fifth-round pick is more valuable to THIS Vikings season than keeping that option on the roster.

[VNS Media @VikingsNewsSkol]

Draft a guy 10th overall, give up on him after 10 starts.

Trade him away for a useless 5th rounder while you have the worst ranked offense in the league.

Was JJ McCarthy good? No. But to give up on him in the circumstances they did show that the ownership, GM and HC don’t have the stomach to EVER find their guy.

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

Accidentally kept watching CBS after football. BAD MOVE. From men “dancing” on urinals to everything about the 68 yr old person formerly known as Madonna who is now totally unrecognizable…what a gross start to the VMA’s. Shame on CBS & everyone involved. Back to football.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

The night of long knives is coming. If they want their own Democrats in prison, imagine what they have in store for the Christians. We have to defeat these faggots right here and now. I promise if we don't, this will be the regret of the century.

Hasan Piker, a communist piece of dog shit!

Royce White for President
Crush Communism In America!

[Lance Nevelk @LaneNevelk]

@NazReidMVP @GETTR_Kraken Ohh yikes, classy antisemite!

[Lance Nevelk @LaneNevelk]

@__0HOUR1_ @9er4Life33 Such a bad ass!

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

I will remember who you are @9er4Life33

Now all the people who know you will to you are a disgusting pig and disgrace to your family.

Asshole

[I HATE TIM WALZ @MAGAUS444]

@EricLDaugh @VPMUST STEP INTO THE SENATE NOW & take over @LeaderJohnThune

[Mayra Flores @MayraFlores4TX]

There is no reason for TX15 to be on this list. This is a Trump +17, but here we are.

Republicans have the tools to win but are leaving their tools at home. This is such an easy seat to keep Republican.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@Bannons_WarRoom Thank you so much for having me.

Pass the SAVE America Act!

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

My opponent Katy Stout thinks that your children here in Bexar County belong to her.

Maybe that’s why she invited your elementary schoolers to drag shows as a teacher? 🤨

[Texas Trigger @TexasTrent]

@latestincosmos So......all dogs do go to heaven?

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

@JoshKraushaar For the love of god people Paxton was going to win. He was miles ahead of Cornyn. Trump endorsed super late to grab a little credit.

Just stop it.