Lane Ory

[Lane Ory @LaneOry]

@leadlagreport Last rep after 44 reps and exhaustion from the circuit training (potentially hungover as well lol)

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Suddenly, Lindsey Graham is uniquely positioned to end this war.

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

He’s not wrong

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

“Splurging on rotisserie chicken”

[Hamidreza @justchangingun]

While many families still have no information about the fate of their children, others are continuing efforts to retrieve the bodies of relatives killed by the IRGC. Reports have now emerged of a massive fire at a morgue on the Ardabil road, intensifying fears that bodies may have been burned. Earlier, Islamic republic’s state television openly admitted in a broadcast that the authorities are facing a shortage of space to store bodies.
#IranMassacre
@POTUS

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP, FDA Commissioner Marty Makary CONFIRMED the FDA purposefully lied to the people for nearly 2 decades against dietary fats to help Big Pharma

People avoided fat and ate MORE SUGAR, so Pharma could sell them more drugs https://t.co/RNscaLnik9

RFK Jr. just declared open WAR on added sugar

“They suppressed the data for 16 years…Those in the low-fat group had higher rates of heart attacks!”

“We created a generation of children with low protein, high carbohydrates, sugar addiction, and burdened with ultra-processed foods, and what did we do as a medical field? Drugged them at scale!”

“Those days are OVER. We are telling people the truth about food.”

MAHA WILL WIN!

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

Never in the history of burglaries has anyone broken into a daycare to steal employee and enrollment records, and rip up checkbooks.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation

[Luke Gromen @LukeGromen]

A "pet rock" should not outperform equities long-term in an economy broadly engaged in positive economic value-added activities.

A "pet rock" should absolutely outperform equities long-term in an economy broadly engaged in debt-fueled financial engineering to drive returns.

[Buyback Capital @Larryjamieson_]

"Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're selling GPUs to xAI via a SPV. That SPV is partially funding that purchase with equity from you?"

"We call that synthetic vendor financing."

"That is fucking crazy."

"No, it's not. It's awesome."

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

OpenAi commits $300B for cloud compute from Oracle.

Oracle buys billions in chips from Nvidia.

Nvidia invests $100B into OpenAi.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Powell: Our Decisions Are 'Never, Ever Based on Political Things'

Except of course cutting 50bps two months before the election, when the economy was stronger than it is now, and barely cutting 25 now.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

Morgan Stanley has revised the classic 60/40 portfolio by splitting the 40% that was traditionally allocated to bonds with gold. So it’s now the 60/20/20 portfolio. If investors follow this advice, both long-term interest rates and gold prices are headed much higher.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Well, I’ve finally made it

[The Great Martis @great_martis]

S&P 500: 2008 vs. 2025🚨

No trickery, just an overlay of both years.

Scary?