Lane Willson

My dancing has been banned by the Southern Baptist Convention and the EPA. I dig helping folks learn to stay clean and sober 1 day at a time.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton is throwing everything he has at us.

He’s called me a radical leftist. He’s called me a fake Christian. He’s even called me a vegan!

I’m an 8th generation Texan — I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@timburchett @realDonaldTrump Too bad all he’s done is release measles.

[#JessHasGrown @JessicaJoyful79]

I don’t see how anyone could defend the cops here after watching this. It’s clear as day that they escalated this unnecessarily.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

The word Tim can’t use… released.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Staged

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

Let’s start with the rapist in chief - Donald Trump.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Rep. Tim Burchett just dropped straight FIRE

"They sell kids to get R*PED...people say, 'You don't want to hang these people!' The HELL I don't! Bring them out to the farm, and WE'LL take care of them. I am NOT kidding you!" 🔥

"We've got to start taking this stuff serious in this country, folks. The way the left and the, I guess we all are guilty of it. We try to sanitize it so it doesn't affect our psyche or our conscience, but the stuff's going on right now. It's going on in your community."

"We need to pay attention and we need to start enforcing our dadgum laws and quit electing these gutless wimps and, and putting these judges in that let these people walk and quit with all the being able to get out of these things and they get probation and all this other stuff."

"All they're going to do is offend again. And the people that are buying these kids to r*pe are just as guilty or worse than the others. END THEM ALL. That's what we've got to do!"

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

They are rucking 18.6 miles.

They are carrying at least 25 pounds on their backs.

It’s 31°F and the temperature is still dropping.

And they do it all because of their love for their country and their Constitution.

God bless them. @WestPoint_USMA 🫡

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@timburchett Tim, now maybe if you can get her to stop wasting time persecuting military heroes, she can get more criminals prosecuted and off our streets. And here is one you'll really like: SHE WILL STOP WASTING OUR MONEY CHASING PEOPLE WHO HURT DONALD’S FEELINGS!

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

I wonder why Tim never gives names, not even one, when he makes statements like this? It's all public record. You don't think he's just making it up do you?

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Quit your griping. Let’s SAVE AMERICA.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@timburchett Name the cases and the judges. Or are you just lying?

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@timburchett Are you going to help Syria like y’all did those being murdered in Iran? Remember them?

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@MarshaBlackburn, your friend has some famous music. Is this your favorite song of his?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Kid Rock is the perfect spiritual level for MAGA Christianity.

[NFL @NFL]

Lo único más poderoso que el odio, es el amor.

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love. @sanbenito #AppleMusicHalftime

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@JonLemire I'd go with Jason and Kylie Kelce, but you're right, the highlights have not been on the field.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@BeschlossDC Prince

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

Marsha's friend...

[Marsha Blackburn @VoteMarsha]

Don't watch the woke!

Instead, I hope you'll join me in watching my friend, @KidRock, at @TPUSA's All-American Halftime Show!

Tune in tomorrow: https://t.co/VrJ30Xk0r0

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

We do not have to choose – whether we strike a military target or energy. He sells this energy. He sells oil. So is it energy, or is it a military target? Honestly, it’s the same thing. He sells oil, takes the money, invests it in weapons. And with those weapons, he kills Ukrainians.

What is a Ukrainian supposed to do? There are two ways. We either build weapons and strike their weapons. Or we strike the source where their money is generated and multiplied. And that source is their energy sector. That is what is happening. All of this is a legitimate target for us.

And who else could have done this to the Russians before us? No one.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

So far, the Meh YouTubeTV commercial has been the best.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@johnrich I'll be laughing my ass off at all the racists turning the channel while an American performs during the Super Bowl halftime.

[Lane Willson @lanewillson]

@brithume Speaking of liars, next, you'll tell us DHS is ONLY going after the worst of the worst.