Lani Lynn Vale

I am a stay at home mommy of 3 perfectly crazy children(they get it from their father!) In my spare time I write spicy romance novels.

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#Shakedown is live! It is the final book in the Souls Chapel Revanants MC series! Happy reading!

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We’re officially ‘that’ family. I signed all 5 of us for a 5k next weekend. 🤣🤣

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#chalkdirtytome is out tomorrow. Let’s see how we can do without FB letting people know. Also, FYI, the audiobook will be late again. Don’t hate me. 😭😭

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Hey, @BlendersEyewear , where are my sunglasses at? And why can’t you return a phone call or email?

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@CarrieAnnRyan Thank you!!

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@KylieScottbooks The problem with having a husband that’ll buy you anything you want is that now I have a 12ft skeleton that’ll have to be stored in a box the size of a refrigerator. The good news is it’s pretty awesome when it’s put up.

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@KristenAshley68 Loved the book, by the way. It was wonderful. Now I gotta go read Hawk again. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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Hey @KristenAshley68 what is a marshmallow cluster ‘cause I feel like I need it in my life. #amreading #dreammaker

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@TheRealJoeArden @xovirginiarose I’m literally re-listening to this right now. 😂😂 I just got to the part where you read my author note. 😂

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Does anybody ever think about their breathing, and then it’s not an automatic thing for you anymore, and then it drives you nuts because that’s all you can think about?

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When people who are eating healthy post a photo of their food, and it’s a plate of broccoli, and they say ‘yum’ do you automatically think ‘yeah right?’ Or is that just me? 🥦

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Today’s board was inspired by this meme my husband sent me. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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Hi, my name is Lani Lynn Vale, and I'm addicted to workout apparel.

I ordered new shoes last week. New yoga pants today. And now I'm looking for running socks....

I'm blaming Facebook and Instagram for all these ads. https://t.co/k0rlqTHonr

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Just in case you’re wondering, Amazon has Woodwick candles for their deal of the day. And they don’t smell like anyone’s vagina. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Llv's Bearded Half: did you fart?

**Ignores him. **

Husband: it smells like food and I don’t want to say it smells good if you farted.

Me: Ummm, how do I even reply to this? No, I didn’t fart. We’re sitting... https://t.co/WduTR04BEH

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Donation made! ❤️🐨💜

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My husband just closed all 346 of my open tabs on Chrome....this is grounds for divorce, right?

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Facebook just told me this was my first tagged photo. I swear, this is by far one of my most favorite covers. <3 Trance!

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**Me eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and finishing, then handing the bowl to my husband to take with him to the sink.**

Him: You didn't eat it all.
Me: there are no marshmallows left.
Him: finishing my cereal because he likes the milk and the non-marshmallows.

Weirdo.

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We have a sheriff’s deputy die last night near me. My heart is shattered for this family. Keep them in your thoughts today. ❤️ https://t.co/qfNOnzjzQf