Lani

She/her | Business Operations | Movie Obsessed | Bisexual 🌈🏳️‍🌈

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[💒 @000janedoe]

Teach your daughters to kill their abusers

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@s0mch1 Can I please have Bolu’s number? 😂😂

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

I really want a girlfriend

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

I’m just realizing that I hate being called “Babe” just as much as I love being called “Babe”, just depends on who says it

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@Mz_Issey Exactlyyyy

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Mum$y💋 @BigBadReni]

It’s you who cannot see past your nose.

They have not changed jack shit. Imagine letting a bunch of fucking men dictate what they can call you.

You’re making excuses for bastards who were going to disrespect you regardless, bc you think disrespect is only for a particular class of women 🥴

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@izzybesty @santaluceya @UncleEjiro She did not say she was hoping for him to come back but realistically horrible partners come back when no one else tolerates their bull shit

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@FisayoOjabodu Exactlyyyy, and it’s planned to be a one time purchase, so I’m genuinely confused that the tweet you quoted is complaining about reading the same book monthly. People just want to complain

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@santaluceya @UncleEjiro I agree with you leaving it, the same person might come back in the future and seeing this will definitely remind you to never give them a second chance

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@aadunolowosibi Oh, that’s amazing, well done 👏

[Lani @Lanithinks_]

@__Conpoet 😂😂 there’s definitely something about “last cards” that make us very wise.

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

“I’m in your area, give me directions to your house.”

[VEE ꨄ︎ꨄ︎ @Veetoria_12]

https://t.co/EYqqkaicwr

[𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙪. @NOTCHXBU]

Where you can walk in to start your PVC registration in different states

Please get your PVC before the end of the week

[CÉLINE 🎀 @mightbeozy]

maybe if matcha was alcoholic i’d have tasted it by now

[capyzara @poisonwithana]

Always craving for something inaccessible, a shawarma at 7 am, mental stability at 3 am, fries at 10 pm