Lanshizzle

slinging your beer and shaking your martini

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

@GodlySeb If only she wasn't so afraid

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

The new daycare feature on the Roomba is incredible 😂

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

@MStrooo6 Just read the players tribune what you wrote about the6ix, made my day=)thank you, only good things to come, HDMH!!!

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

My reaction to the Phaneuf trade was #MatchGame @timandsid #UndertakerStreakEnds

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Just because we argue, doesn't mean I stop caring.

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

A simple rule; if you're out for a night on the town(or w/e)be home and in bed before the birds chirp and the sun comes up.

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Just play JAYS baseball,you've got this!The entire city is behind you!#gojaysgo#postseason @BlueJays

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

GO Jays Go! Come TOgether #yankeespankee

[RonCheeNutz @SebSantiago86]

Wow @BlueJays. This definately is the most one sided game of the season. @ItsDeanBlundell is there and mercy rule?!? #NeverGonnaLoseAgain

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

It’s a significant difference.

[Todd @toddmshapiro]

The @ToddShapiroShow's friends @BacardiCanada gave us #RiseAgainst tix to give to our friends! RT for a chance 2 win!

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

@ToddShapiroShow @BlueJays @BacardiCanada @iamToddyTickles @theJaybrody @RoddyColmer I should go cuz I'll donate $100 to ur roadhockey team

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Jays game.Great Huzby.Good friends.Good drinking.Good food.Trailer park boys marathon!!Best CANADA day ever!!#bluejayswin#canadaday#fuckyeah

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

another new RULE! !!you DO NOT serve those who call ounces "oz's" and chug good red wine#fuckingidiots#GTFOH

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Please!!! can we make a rule that you DO NOT have2continue2serve people who DO NOT tip you!?!?#bartenderproblems#cheapmotherfuckers

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Do u make any1 else call around 2 get their shift covered?I think not,at least i called with a solution Be a manager start fuckin managing

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Vip experience at Queensway!!!! Boit damn time I went to the movies!!#JurasicWorld #alwaysVIP

[RonCheeNutz @SebSantiago86]

@Lanshizzle Your BF is on TV @WWEGraves #MyWifeHasACrush

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

@iamToddyTickles#fridaydrinking
#carnivor

[Lanshizzle @Lanshizzle]

Manager says"they said they were waiting for a long time" my response "when they say they don't want anymore..Wth am I supposed to do?"