Randall

Th 584,773rd string quarterback of the Chicago Bears

[Randall @LanSpork]

My twin

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it took lebron like two seconds to be good at this sport lol just a freak athlete

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Vivo @vivoplt]

claude code is fucking insane

i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes.

http://localhost:3000/

check it out

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

“That’s no moon,” says horrified Artemis II crew. More at 11.

[Bryson Buglesmith @varsityghost__]

Me getting low to call my 5’6” friend big dog

[Dubai Frank @DubaiFrank_]

Me walking to my gate to prove it exists before heading to the airport bar

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

how am I supposed to enjoy the Super Bowl knowing that Clavicular got brutally frame mogged

[Randall @LanSpork]

Maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down

[Star Wars @starwars]

@jtimsuggs not the government name

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

💀💀💀

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this picture goes incredibly hard

[Buckeye HQ @RealisticBuck]

Adam Schefter, Dave Portnoy, Taylor Lewan, and every other “Michigan Man” over the past 24 hours.

[Intrinsic @intrinsicvalyou]

Michigan Fallout Tracker (updated)⏰ 🔨

❌ Jim Harbaugh – REPEAT OFFENDER – 2 suspensions (both 3-games, 2023) + 14 YEARS show-cause (4 + 10 yrs)
❌👮 Sherrone Moore – REPEAT OFFENDER – FIRED (affair, arrested); 2 suspensions (2025) for deleting evidence
❌ Connor Stalions – Resigned; ringleader of illegal scouting ring
❌ Jesse Minter – 1-yr show-cause (2025)
❌ Steve Clinkscale – 2-yr show-cause (2025)
👮 Matt Weiss – 24-count felony indictment; fired for computer crimes
💨🏃Santa Ono – Resigned (2025) during Weiss fallout
📉 Josh Gattis – Fired by Miami & Maryland; demoted to Syracuse QC
❌ Jim McElwain – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
❌ Jake Kostner – Resigned at CMU over Stalions link
🍻👮 Greg Scruggs – Resigned after DWI (show-cause at Wisconsin)
🍻👮 Denard Robinson – Resigned after DWI
🔇 Chris Partridge – Fired for breaking UM gag order & instructing player to lie
🚨👮‍♂️ Alex Yood – Fired for soliciting a minor
🧢 Shemy Schembechler – Fired for racist Twitter activity #LeadersAndBest

[Buckeye Show @TheBuckGuys]

Taylor Lewan and Rich Eisen are Ryan Day fans

[THE Bunch of Nuts Podcast @bunch_nuts]

This video perfectly sums up Ryan Day vs. Michigan 🤣🤣🤣

Credit: gavin.wagner1 on TikTok for this masterpiece

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Big Cat’s Week 13 NFL Computer Power Rankings @BarstoolBigCat

[Zephryss⛩️ @TheRealZephryss]

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Remake will be the first official remake in the Assassin's Creed franchise.

[Brutus Wayne™ @BuckeyeBat]

This shit is so true. The way Ryan Day and Ohio State handled business the right way just made Michigan look so much worse 🤣