Lanz17

Dude. Cowboy hat. Patchy facial hair. Smug look. White walls.

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

@JoeBlubaugh Where is the 😮 tweet reaction button when you need it?

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Oppenheimer and The Barbie Movie really are more similar than they are different. For starters, I'm sick of hearing about them both

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Am I min-maxing my children as I raise them? Emphasizing my own strengths and interests while completely ignoring my blind spots that I'm ignorant of?

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Italian Donnie Darko

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Since graduating with my doctorate, I've often, in farce, referred to myself as Dr. Lanz17, Ph.D.
Looks like that title's got some legs!

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

The "ewoks" are never mentioned by name in ROTJ. Where else has Star Wars extended lore gained so much traction?

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Watch this show! It's one of my favorites

[How To with John Wilson @howtojohnwilson]

“Don’t be sad that it’s over, just be glad that you felt anything at all.”

The final season of #HowToWithJohnWilson premieres July 28 on @StreamOnMax.
https://t.co/EmsH0KoRwK

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

The Dumbest Thing among all Dumb Things is proudly saying a vulgarity, but with some tweak so it's passable by some technicality that fools nobody. Let's go Brandon, Muck Fichigan, just about everything at college football games, etc.

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

@bbrams Haven't had this problem. I should have been counting my blessings

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

My calves got too big from running and now my dress pants sinch up on them and don't fall right AMA

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Every time I click 'unsubscribe' from an email, I worry it's a phishing link, or something else nefarious in disguise. I mean, I was raised to be cautious of email links, and these, by definition, are junk emails. Who can I even trust??

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Really nice to see Erriyon Knighton win one. Watch this kid.
(I mean, of course, the bulk of my followership who aren't already running nerds. All others are already watching)

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

@alexpozin @stevemagness Exactly! Track records are most important in a candidate. Gotta be pretty fast to be setting records in track

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Re: Oppenheimer vs. Barbie discourse: is this really funny enough to get so much air play on Twitter? Am I just getting blasted with it because the algos thought *I* would find it funny?

Um, check please (how about more jokes like this instead!)

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Do you remember when Anakin said "aggressive negotiations" were "negotiations with lightsabers"? That was so cute of him to say! Funny and cute

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

It could have happened in so many underhanded ways! Like did Alexa offer me a deal in the middle of me asking to turn off the lights? Did she mishear me? I'm a longtime @SpotifyUSA subscriber and never actively sought a subscription to @amazon music. Let alone gave my card info

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

I don't know how it happened, but I was unknowingly enrolled in a monthly @amazon music unlimited subscription. I've just cancelled, but consumers beware!

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

I thought it was only Twitter that was talking about this submarine, but then I saw it on mainstream news and realized it was just that I only ever read Twitter anymore

[Lanz17 @Lanz17]

Call me a late bloomer, but I only now, at the age of 41, just developed a taste for ketchup