Jason Lanza

Proud husband to a very patient wife | Motion graphics generalist | Bicyclist | Backpacker | Student of life | Generally good-natured guy

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

@GeorgeTakei Depends on who wins- When the American colonies were fighting England, we called ourselves militias, but the British saw us as terrorists.

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Hell, I didn't know we could self-diagnose! I'm a stable genius, too.
BOOM. In print, on the web, AND Twitter... Must be true, then!
#StableGeniusToo #ImLikeReallySmartToo #MentalInstability

[Eric Holder @EricHolder]

Nope. Not letting this go. The FBI’s reputation is not in “tatters”. It’s composed of the same dedicated men and women who have always worked there and who do a great, apolitical job. You’ll find integrity and honesty at FBI headquarters and not at 1600 Penn Ave right now

[Change.org @Change]

On December 14, the @FCC could kill #NetNeutrality. We believe these rules are essential to free speech on the internet and for empowering people everywhere to make their voices heard through our petitions.

Agree? Add your name here: https://t.co/Wg7s7GaJym

[Grant Imahara @grantimahara]

IMPORTANT: for viewing the eclipse, make sure to use certified glasses meeting ISO 12312-2 standards. **sunglasses will not be enough**

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Get ready for the solar eclipse, Eastern timezone residents! 😎
#Eclipse2017 #GetReadyEasternTimezone #DontForgetTheSpecialShades

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Trump's going on vacation for 17 days, or 1.7 Scaramuccis.

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

@billburr Thx for the inspiration from a recent MMPC, when you mentioned a website of worthless cellphone pics. I'll post you the site soon.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Opinion: We catalogued nearly every outright lie Donald Trump has told publicly since taking the oath of office https://t.co/qmc065ERxz

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Truer words were never spoken...
https://t.co/WOo54fKIen via @pinterest

[Chuck Moran @cmoranIII]

Ten Year Futures https://t.co/aWCZRCowNS

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Packed #MSG and left the audience in stitches. And for the record, using any of the “C” words is fine by me. Great show @rickygervais

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Looking forward to seeing Ricky Gervais tonight with wo de lao po. Should be a ton of laughs. 😂 @rickygervais @HXiaotang #2017WorldTour

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Sean Spicer's face always reminds me of a deer staring into the headlights of a career for which he's woefully unprepared. #PoorBastard

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Science, Abraham Lincoln, Immigrants, and the Fadin... https://t.co/YaJnEF6485 via @YouTube

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

My wife is too good to me, and I’m thankful for her every single day.

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Heart-shaped breakfast? Don’t mind if I do, best wife ever! Xie Xie! 😘

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

“Bad high school students” would vote in favor of the travel ban? Of course - they’re young and stupid. US judges != high school students.

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Merry Christmas! Nice to spend the holiday with my family again, but it’s also the first of many with my wife. 2016 was good to me. 🎄

[Jason Lanza @LanzaTweets]

Permanent resident status anyone? Yes please! Congrats to wo de lao po! 👏😘
#MyBabyCanStayForAWhile