Lapalisse

The obvious, only.

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Emergency! Danger! Adventure! Pizza day! (with chorizo please)

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@Koubiak_jr Just watched my back and you were not there

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Where am I going to go on holidays???? Where you are not (probably)!

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Popo popoopopopopoooooopopo (Marseillaise melody)!
Popopoooooo popopo!!

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Why am I speaking english anyway?

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Black socks the longer you wear them the stiffer they get, sometimes I think I should wash them but something inside me keeps saying not yet

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Oh I got a song about socks: very... clever as you may guess, but it's too short... See my next post

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What do you mean, you didn't want to know?

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Mmmmh, maybe not so naked: I've got socks. What is being naked anyway?

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Well to be frank, I am naked

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Somebody's listening to my posts and suddenly I feel naked

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Terrific! Somebody's listening to my tweets!! But what can I say? I need an idea, I need an idea, I need an idea, I need an idea...

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Olivier Messiaen depressed me

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My feet hurt and I'm dizzy, nauseous, stressed, but I'm going to the dance tonight! Whatever happens.

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Well, no I'm not your husband

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Who said "The beat of your heart is the rythm of your soul"? Dom dodom dom dodom dom dodom... Mine swings!!

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Got my shot of vitamin B12

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It's so quiet it could be snowing

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I'm sick of being sick

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I don't know how old you are, but you look younger, much younger!