𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀

Parody Account.
⚠️MINOR⚠️
LAPD Detective
Fought in WWll
Won the Sliver Star during my time.

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

[RECORDING]

"Phelps, Badge twelve-forty-seven. I have finally got to Saint Juana's Forest. One of the officers led me to the crash site, the road shows signs of tire tracks on the street as it shows that Felix's car was almost hit. One of the trees look damaged from the car."

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

[RECORDING]

"This is Detective Phelps, Badge twelve-forty-seven. And I am on the route to Saint Juana's Forest Reserve, there should be a couple of officers near the crash site. I'll try to find, footprints, and anything related to the case. It's nothing like the LAPDs cases."

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

[RECORDING]

"This is Detective Phelps, Badge twelve-forty-seven. And I am on the route to Saint Juana's Forest Reserve, there should be a couple of officers near the crash site. I'll try to find, footprints, and anything related to the case. It's nothing like the LAPDs cases."

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

Saint Juana's Forest Reserve, I'm sorry about my misspelling of my words.

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

I would like to get a statement out of Felix Archer Kranken, but I have to go the Saint Juan Forest. Get evidence, and get a possible route on what happened when Felix crashed.

Goodbye for now. I'll keep the station in contact with updates.

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

I would like to get a statement out of Felix Archer Kranken, but I have to go the Saint Juan Forest. Get evidence, and get a possible route on what happened when Felix crashed.

Goodbye for now. I'll keep the station in contact with updates.

[jade! ☣︎ @withhsympathyy]

me & my bf accidentally went down a charles manson rabbithole and now we cant stop quoting ted bundy is a poop butt and Poop people

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

It would be better if the Brighton Police Department was more serious with cases then falling love with eachother.

We have multiple people in this town missing to solve but they want to go tongue in tongue

At least stay professional during your job, and do it after you get off.

[Lou (美美)✈️ ♫⃠ @zuliexbb]

how is she doing that

[primateluvr @primateluvr]

What would you do if this waddled up to you?

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

Operator, give me R&I. Phelps Badge twelve-forty-seven. Any messages?

[One Message: "You've been promoted, Homicide Desk."]

I'm getting promoted to the Homicide Desk? What's the first case.

The Walten Case? Where is it?

[Brighton Michigan.]

I guess I'll he packing my bags.

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// me trying to be involved with stuff on parody twitter but I'm too shy, and trying to not say anything corny to people

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// can one person pick Cole before this poll ends

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// lowkey feel burnt out being Felix, change character?

Characters I'll probably parody

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// how it feels to have a collection of anything

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// Who just voted Deltarune character speak up now

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// lowkey feel burnt out being Felix, change character?

Characters I'll probably parody

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// 11 hours and 48 minutes left, pick Cole

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// lowkey feel burnt out being Felix, change character?

Characters I'll probably parody

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// *who's not a scumbag of a character, PLEASE JUST VOTE COLE PHELPS ITS NOT THAT HARD!!!!!!

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// Two people voting to stay as felix and not change into someone who's not scumbag of a character

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// Two people voting to stay as felix and not change into someone who's not scumbag of a character

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// lowkey feel burnt out being Felix, change character?

Characters I'll probably parody

[𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 @LapdColePhelp]

// gn