Lapkeiyet

Bsc Statistics (JKUAT) 👨‍🎓MBA (DeKUT)👨‍🎓👨‍🎓

[Lapkeiyet @Lapkeiyet]

Allow me to introduce my president,
Mr O.O.O
Okiya Omtatah Okoiti 🇰🇪

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

What does that book say about corrupt leaders ?

[Gustavo. @LordVizo__]

White kids get married at 22, in the parents backyard, pool their finances together, get a townhouse, start a family, by 35 they are set for life.

You earn R40k, i earn R40k but because “indoda must” my R40k must do all the heavy lifting, then we wonder why there’s no progress.

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

Hide your underage girls, Nairobians. A sexual predator is on the prowl.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Our children are not.

[Turner2😅 @Harrkejdj]

Underage children aren't.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

That girl on that corner will never know how much she was in danger .

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Unatafuta mtu wa kunajisi?

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Alihepa after disagreement" provided you din't beat her alijifukuza mwenyewe usiwaijaribu kumwendea,infact one year later you should be having another new woman in that house.

[Africa Killed Me. @thatsamybad]

Italy finally clocked they won’t get anywhere without children of immigrants fairs

[Dr. Mutharimi, MD. @LoidMutharimi]

@citizentvkenya Nothing could’ve made Baba the president then. Your handshake government had made things impossible, hence why the people didn’t want your project. Voters made Ruto president in 2022 and they’ll remove him in 2027. Recency bias won’t make people forget your 2nd atrocious term.

[Punstar @roywahome9]

2 more years is where I'd rather be with you 🌚

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

Very nice. This is the Babu I remember from campus. The one who sent goons with pangas to maim his SG, the one who used to bring school to a standstill until his demands were met, the one who shot DJ Evolve.

A goon with good english and nothing more.

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Launching Mugira Dam Water Project Makuyu Maragwa

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

Hey look at the bright side, at least she’s not fucking kids on an island!

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

New Nyakianga Hospital,Mathioya launching

[Kiambiiiii @Realkiambi]

Jamaa amesahau yy ni Catfish!😂😂

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

African science hufocus tu on drama.
It’s never “wacha turoge hawa wakenya wachague viongozi wazuri” 😔

[shady boots 👢 @shadyfan_]

@mymixtapez And they was finna let a white bitch walk for killing her children