Christian

Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, it is also terrible

[Christian @LappyEnding]

When you realize you’re not going far with your current career choice so you wanna shake things up

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Nurse: Congratulations, a beautiful boy! What would you like to name him?

Kiefer Sherwood’s parents: Kiefer

Nurse: uhhh you would like to name your son Kiefer???

Kiefer Sherwood’s parents: Sherwood

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

Welcome back, Noah 🙌

The #Oilers have re-signed forward Noah Philp to a one-year, two-way contract worth $775,000 at the @NHL level.

#LetsGoOilers https://t.co/b1lndjmjYj

[Christian @LappyEnding]

@NHLFlames Coleman! #flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames @SkiFernie @coachwilly_

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@NHLFlames Zary! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Kadri! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Mangiapane! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Backlund #flames1stgoal

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@NHLFlames Coleman! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Pospisil! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Zary! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Yegor! #Flames1stGoal

[Foothills Major Baseball Association @FMBA_YYC]

It is a sad weekend in our community. Trevor Freeman aka Marv was someone that everyone knew in some way, having played in our league for 25 years.

They say heroes get remembered, but legends never die. And Marv was truly a legend.

Rest in Peace Marv.

[Christian @LappyEnding]

@NHLFlames Kadri #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Backlund! #flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Mangiapane! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Coronato! #Flames1stGoal

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@NHLFlames Dube #Flames1stGoal

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I’m so fucking flabbergasted the weird kid from We’re the Millers is an absolute man missile now

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@DaleBratz7 @missourivalley Atta baby!! No power tools!