Bonjour! Je m'appelle Muzzy!

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@Upstate_Trash Welp.

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Game after game, our players won't take a shot until the keeper is already touching the ball.

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In unrelated news, watermelon soju DOES make Dr. Pepper even better.

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@serenosaur Can we get you some kind of grant to do that?

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@MetroCapo Something something shot INTO space

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@JUDDERMANG Does this help?

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@elcapitanRC @Janellias Between the shitty attitudes of the people at the game and the never-ending crap after, I haven't been to a US game since. That was the final shovel of dirt onto the coffin for me. But I admit that I already had both feet out the door at that point after so many games of toxic.

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@AsburyParkFC @GSEquality @WeAreMonmouth Yes, please.

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@elle_tiburon So far, I expect it would only be food.

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Shopping for baby boy shorts and finding out many of them have pockets. What do they need pockets for??

Meanwhile, roughly 50% of women's pants don't have any pockets, with 90% of the rest having pockets smaller than what these baby shorts have.

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Did you know that if you have your baby out in public and they have a pacifier in their mouth that has a ring, random people will grab it and take it out of their mouth? It's really strange.

If you do this, let me know why.

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<Orlando scores to tie>

<Stoppage time begins>

<Live band in other room of the bar begins playing "Paint It Black">

Yup, we're all ready for how this will end.

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@MetroCapo @AntwonGelato Tom Barbacoalow

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We need to bring this thread back right now.

Emil Forsburger

[Slab Bulkhead @timtheredmenace]

@Lar1sa @MetroCapo @AntwonGelato Connor Filleted

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@MetroCapo @AntwonGelato Ryan Meata

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My navigation believes that Frank Rodgers' middle name is East.

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Having kids teaches you things like Avocado works perfectly in the Hallelujah Chorus.

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This MLS/Open Cup situation is trash.

Make sure to also wonder wtf happened with Bruce Arena.

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@thenvpshow @tommydevito007 @Hmmmmmmmmmmm096 @JDallessio @Giants @NFL @sdurso5 @AwayDaveSoccer @MichaelBattista This is adorable.