Lara Goldstraw

Smiley-looking, London-living, cocktail-drinking, creative-thinking wife, mother, sister, daughter, auntie and friend.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

This has cracked me up today! Amazing copy placement for “a resident first approach” 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ #tories #fail #Election2024

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

@JamesBlunt Actually, this was:

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

No baby should ever go hungry. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/Ql7thaCmW8

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Apple has a 40-year history in the UK, so we were honored to have a chance to restore the Battersea Power Station and make it the location of our UK headquarters and our newest store, Apple Battersea! Thank you to our customers—and the incredible teams who support them!

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

@karlgoldstraw ❤️🥰❤️

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

D-MER. I’ve cried all fucking day today. It’s not just about parading a newborn around. New mums need support and understanding cos the hormones be sodding crazy. https://t.co/UYhyX5S6Dp

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

I asked my husband for help picking up before company gets here so naturally he’s out replacing the sprinkler heads

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

@fesshole @karlgoldstraw ?! 🤣

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

@MediocreMamaa Omg. This is my life.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha.

[Jeff Yarbro @yarbro]

Q: So when did the DOJ start treating removal of classified documents like a felony anyway?
A: When President Trump signed a 2018 law making it a felony.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

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[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

In tears watching this #TedLasso clip in a wonderful Pride meeting at work this morning. Much needed reminder that caring people do exist in this world. “We care about who you are and what you must have been going through.” Can’t wait to binge watch the whole series.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Like these poor people haven’t been through enough. When will the madness end https://t.co/4VMegeY1G4

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Amount of people who don’t want to give up their seat for a 🤰🏼woman is pretty shocking. It’s not like I expect much but actually barging past me to get to a seat, when in my third trimester and enormous, is pretty crappy. Let’s have some compassion for each other ❤️ #pregnancy

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

I love my iPhone. But I also love a CEO clued up enough to say this: “my philosophy is, if you’re looking at the phone more than you’re looking into somebody’s eyes, you’re doing the wrong thing.” Fantastic interview: https://t.co/o8hBcQNtSy

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Apple 2030 is our commitment to making all of our products and our supply chain carbon neutral. We’re innovating every day to redefine what‘s possible and to protect this planet we all share. Happy Earth Day!

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Being pregnant is mentally, emotionally and physically exhausting. Like you’re no longer yourself with control over your own mind and body. It’s a total miracle and I wouldn’t change it for the world, but my god somebody make my dinner, clean my house and deposit me at a day spa.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Every day, our teams are innovating to develop products that will one day take nothing from the Earth. Thanks to their work, each battery we design for our products will use 100% recycled cobalt by 2025.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Nothing quite like a shirty text to ruin a perfectly nice day.

[Lara Goldstraw @LaraGoldstraw]

Words from arse more like it. Sets the rules but doesn’t think he’s breaking them?! Fuck off with your bullshit, people were dying. #PrivilegesCommittee #BorisJohnson #Partygate