Jared Larson

What up? I'm Jared, I'm 24 and I finally fuckin learned how to read

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Lance Lynn. K Strut of the Year Nominee. 😂

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@Jo_Jo_Eovaldi Yeah except for one small thing...Illinois is in that tourny

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

FINAL DAY OF #NBAAllStar VOTING.

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If you only vote once for Zach...
...let this retweet be the one!

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[Barstool Illini @BarstoolILL]

Good morning to everyone besides last nights @bigten refs

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@stoolpresidente I feel like there's an opportunity here for you...I don't know how to spin it exactly but this has got your name all over it

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@jurdanger @slim_matt12 @dixienormous732 @hannigan_tyler Fingering the boys off? Sounds kinda sus

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@cracklyn_ I think about it everyday

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

Does this vine have real-estate in anyone else's head still?

https://t.co/nmVl1400tB

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@nbcsnl @DUALIPA @Friday_Beers

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@hadbroo Vibe check?

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

The sexual tension between my dry ass mouth and my covid saliva test tube

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

white people love saying "we're back in business" when they get back on the road after getting gas

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

The night before going back to college hase feelin like a little kid on Christmas eve

[Ed @Eddie_Walker31]

Woke up this morning feeling incredibly blessed. As of today all of my classes have gone completely online, which means I will graduate college having spent more time in Kams than I did the classroom

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

Bro why the fuck did Pandora choose to 2020 to be the year she opened her damn box again

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@Iearnsomethlng @DanielNortz hot stuff amiright?

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Told ya'll he exaggerates about the size of things.

[Jared Larson @LaredJarson]

@SugaMaddie @charlie_krause