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Pachyderm with panache. Tusks on point. Taste? Exquisite. Twice as classy as Auburn is assy.

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@Leslie_H20 @jazzfan71 I'm not doing your homework for you. This isn't new. The information has been available for years and years. You don't want to believe it so you don't bother. Sack up, be a grown up, and read.

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@Leslie_H20 @jazzfan71 I had to step away from work just to let you know that your astounding and easily solved lack of historical understanding brought me a chuckle. You have correct facts about things from 60 and 160 years ago but don't understand how that doesn't hold water in 2026.

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@libsoftiktok I thought you clowns were all about stand your ground laws. Well this is your bed, so lie in it. Pull up the covers and get comfy because this is what you wanted.

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@sot1977 @PolitiBunny Governmental, so now instead of being lazy and pointing out a typo, give detail as to why you think I'm wrong.

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@sot1977 @PolitiBunny I love stupid clowns who demand others teach them as long as it's what they want to hear. The redistricting and id laws disproportionately impact poor black communities who can't afford to travel to update ids, especially in areas where states have closed givernmental offices.

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@kirapapa @PolitiBunny I know "communist" is a fun word to throw around because it's scary, and no, I am not a communist, but you have to get past your Biden Derangement Syndrome and use your grown up brain just a little more.

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@KurtSchlichter By that mindset, we would still be part of England.

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@RantyAmyCurtis Only a right wing simpleton can look at facts and think that's stupid.

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@RantyAmyCurtis You talking about when he tried to expand title 9 to add MORE protections? I'll take a seat, but you should probably step out because I'm not sure you actually belong in the conversation.

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@kirapapa @PolitiBunny Another classic Republican hyperbolic statement. As a centrist independent, there are indeed lunatics on the left, just like there's lunatics on the right. At least on the left, the argument is for personal rights. On the right, the argument is for less.

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@kirapapa @PolitiBunny Great comeback. Really clever stuff there.

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@kirapapa @PolitiBunny One of my favorite things about modern Republicans is their complete pride in ignoring how things work and why things exist in an effort to maintain their imaginary world that is crafted to reinforce their own personal safe space lands of make believe.

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@derekahunter Did you actually see it?

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@gurunimenunir1 @RantyAmyCurtis Uh huh. Did you Google it? I found a pretty solid list almost immediately. You know what they say about assuming.

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@gurunimenunir1 @RantyAmyCurtis Both of you can easily Google where the money went, which is almost entirely smaller local charities and initiatives, but that doesn't sell your story so continue being lazy antagonistic trash.

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@philthatremains A quick Google search indicates otherwise, but hey, enjoy being a lazy, bad faith turd.

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@MarkDavis So you think Texans would rather support a crook who helps pedophiles get back on the street?

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@solomonchukw @pubity Champ, you can take ten seconds and Google what she does with it.