alyssa

I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really well

[414EvanRytlewski @Evanryt]

This is what all Marvel movies look like to me

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

RFK showing up to the FDA headquarters

[Rep. Mary Miller @RepMaryMiller]

You told 42 million women that they had to take the COVID shot or you would use OSHA to fire them from their jobs.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Trump is set to announce today that he will call for the de*th penalty for child r*pists and traffickers.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[kat @kitkatstx]

guys get a section at the club & act like they bought some land😂😂😂😭😭

[mijita @mijitax3]

card declines in therapy so they bring out the man you met @ 19

[ed @asherw01fe]

Me looking through my snap memories at 2 am

[alyssa @larkin_lyssa]

Responding to hinge messages in the morning while drinking coffee like I’m replying to emails at a remote job

[paige @BonerWizard]

this is how your email finds me

[alyssa @larkin_lyssa]

You would think I’m scrubbing up for surgery the way I clean after handling raw chicken

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

My in laws when I grab another beer and connect to the bluetooth speaker

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When my dog eats something he’s not supposed to

[Chappell Roan Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

Their best 💙

[Tattoo Baker 🎥✨ @QB1Tattoo]

Dad what was it like yellin “Stooooooops” at Oklahoma

Dad:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SKILLLLLLLP

[alyssa @larkin_lyssa]

I wish getting your nails done was as relaxing as guys think it is. I’m getting yelled at, I’m bleeding, I’m sweating, I’m going to pass out from the chemical smells and I have a headache from the fluorescent lighting