Smugly telling the person next to me on the flight “I already know the rules” during the safety demonstration and then not breaking eye contact for several seconds after
Archibald and Oliver both have cancer
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Call me old school but if "staying in my silo" means I won't entertain people who sexually abuse women, praise Nazis, ridicule Jews, ban Muslims, insult Africans, call Mexicans rapists, commit insurrection, steal classified docs, & commit 34 counts of fraud—I'll stay in my silo.
If my zip-off cargo pants/shorts aren't cool, then don't @ me when you need someone to hold something for you. Walk around with your dumb stuff in your silly hands. I will not save you.
Personally I never look up the lyrics to Hozier songs. It feels like an invasion of privacy. If Andrew wanted me to know the words he would’ve enunciated