L.A. Ross

*Kent Brockman voice* I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my danish.

[L.A. Ross @LARoss]

guess it's time to pin this

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Every time Netflix buffers I think it's the 10-second delay and it stresses me out even more

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@ceee_teee And then Charli xcx showed up to dance around I'm so confused?

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@bananafitz Rent overdue https://t.co/vEyIFiysVk

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JOURNALISM WINS!*

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@craig_s_bell @HashtagGriswold I've been laughing at this for give minutes straight

[bryan metzger @metzgov]

get in loser we're combing through the new pope's old tweets

[L.A. Ross @LARoss]

for a second I thought I was gonna be bored waiting for #ALLCAPS v canes

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(bc i fear i will soon go broke on fanatics)

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I'm gonna go with #CapitolW y'all can pay me later

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

THE BLUEPRINT

[L.A. Ross @LARoss]

TIS THE SEASON ⚾

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

PUT ON FOR THE CITY TO TAKE IT OFF

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A cheap imitation of the far superior McNugget Minute @MonSportsNet

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are the score board graphics missing a layer? did they hard launch the new graphics package with critical updates scheduled each quarter?

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If Doechii doesn't susprise at halftime I'll probably give up on 2025 writ large

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I won't lie it's really weird seeing a Washington football team be discussed let alone featured on @NFLonFOX

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: @Dodgers organist is unmatched

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@alirichthem wanna know where you go when your shorty got low when your shorty got low do you

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When you get to be a certain age the #VMAs apparently become an exercise in "oh that's who sings that" while still being lost on "who" exactly is

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance on Fox News: We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans are gonna be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Tim Walz learns about Taylor Swift's endorsement of Harris in real time on MSNBC

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.