Larry Amoros

Comedy writer, ghostwrote Joan Rivers' last two NYT bestsellers, political writer, former dance hall hostess.

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@DamoSpin All Bettman cares about is the profit margin. If a guy could freeze over his driveway Bettman would award him a franchise. By the time Bettman leaves there will be 247 teams and no quality of play.

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@BlakeHarrisTBLA “He” not “him.”

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@Khabs27 @Sportsnet Yeah, and if he gets other people sick, so be it.

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@_6_0_4_ @MinorMidgetGTHL @Sportsnet Maybe he’s selfish or stupid?

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@IndyAuntie These are crazy people.

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@girlsreallyrule Bye, Felicia.

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@larryelder @mikepiazza31 Piazza is dead to me. #rightwingcrackpot

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@Joe_Davis Please stop reading mindless statistics over and over. It’s boring.

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@Joe_Davis Please stop reciting mindless statistics. “Muncy hits .287 on Tuesdays against lefties whose mothers are named Denise.” It’s boring.

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With gratitude, I celebrate 45 years of sobriety.

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@AnthonyHopkins Congratulations! Keep on trudging. ❤️

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@katierosemiller Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. Evilracistmonsters!

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@IvankaTrump Shut up, grifter hag.

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Fabulous.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You and your grifter family are im for a new life after Nov. 3rd.

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@ChrisChristie bring treated for Covid with remisdivir and pie. #gulp#Trump

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @TulsiGabbard a) Tulsi’s not mainstream; b) Dems don’t have to condemn pedophilia, it’s understood; c) your dad is the p**** grabber. #STFU

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@EricTrump Trying to find the money you stole from kids with cancer # lowlife

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@EricTrump Nice teeth.