His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey

Writer, programmer, amazing human. The best.
He/Him/Dummkopf
My views: Not my employer's
Your character: What you do when nobody's watching
DMs: Friends Welcome

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

If a restaurant says it has "Good Eats", it doesn't.
If a person says "I'm smart", he ain't.
Positive traits should be inherently obvious.

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Well, it wasn't SO bad.
At least I had one of the finalists right.
Congratz to the @Canes this year!

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Hockey fan here, watching the World Cup.

How the heck do you miss a net that big???

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

No, I don't watch UFC.

I don't believe in fighting unless the combatants are wearing ice skates! 🥅🏒⛸️

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

I hate getting daily reminders, too. 😛

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

I have dilemma.

I wanted the Stanley Cup playoffs to go seven games.
But that means rooting for the Knights in the next game.

Okay, I give in. Canes in 6!!!

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

I'm sometimes asked what I do for a living.
I usually answer, "I don't know." 😛

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Game 5 tonight!
It's been a great series so far!
We're now down to a best of 3.
https://t.co/5wKzHMbnTx

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Watching the birds in the trees.

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Kitty pic of the day

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Must see TV.
The Stanley Pup! (not a mispelling)
https://t.co/vz0AOUZeq8

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

I escaped to Carson City for the evening!

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Just chilling in the backyard.

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

All I see is the missing semicolon. 😛

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Our first player!
We don't even have a name yet!!

[PWHL San Jose @PWHL_SanJose]

History starts in net 🧡

Goaltender Corinne Schroeder becomes the first-ever player in PWHL San Jose history, signing a two-year Standard Player Agreement.

📰 https://t.co/PioQF5XOPh

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Nerd humor. <snort> 🤓

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

@AlbertaGirl34 That's what she said. 😛

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

🤣🤣🤣

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

I can do at least one thing better than A.I. can.

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

Calculus explained.
🤓

[His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey @LarryCoffey]

@Igetstupified Like believing there might be a stairway to heaven or a highway to Hell? 😛