Game Dev Larry David

The neurotic tweets of professional game developer Larry David. I just want people to stop stealing my lunch out of the studio fridge. Parody account

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Yeah this is going to probably narrow down where I work but I don't CARE, RANDY. This sucks, man.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Work gave us "Welcome back to the office" shirts and this is why the rich need to be eaten

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

@FromHappyRock Looks better than when the guy working on it showed it to my girlfriend at a game dev event two years ago, trying to impress her

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

@hEnereyG Well Tim Sweeney is a gay Republican so its not too far off

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Tim Sweeney just goes to show that being a Gay Republican is still as bad as every other Republican

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Top this dystopia #Cyberpunk2077

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

2020's dystopia has been so bad I can't wait to jump into 2077s dystopia to escape it.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

And its not creepy or anything. I just was very curious! This is my baby cousin. But here i am, in 2020 shocked by the world and watching my little cousin go full muff diving, in disbelief

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Kojima is the Check Minus of AAA games. He tries to do way out there wne different things. The attempt is valid and sometimes it works. But the big picture just doesn't come together.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

His baseline understanding of storytelling is from 80s action movies. He tries to branch out but cant escape that influence.

I'm glad someone is able to make far out there things in AAA, but I wish it was someone else that had something more important and coherent to say

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

@MelloMakes Where tf did he say $2000? You're mad at him but you're pulling some real untruths. If you dont like the event just say so but dont lie about it.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Studio had a meeting this week concerned about people coming in high because weed is now legal. Even though there was no report of it happening and it's been legal for years in the state.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Wouldnt be surprised to learn Jeff Keighley is the Jeffrey Epstein of games journalism.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

@OlliePewPewPew Inspired my ass to never work there.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

Want to share this incredible phone interview I had at a well established game publisher the other day. I was supposed to speak to one of the leads on a team and what I got was the most memorable interview of my career

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

@warcabbitMWM Lol no

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

About an hour later I get a message from their HR saying they love me and want to fly me down.

I havent figured out what to say to them.

[Game Dev Larry David @larryDavidDev]

So it's at this point I've had my fill of Captain Morgan and say I'm good with questions and I'm ready to go unless he had any (he doesnt and on reflection I realize the only question he asked me was "what do you want to know?").

He didn't.

And I'm freed from this hellhole