Bastard Son of Larry David

LIVE LAUGH LOVE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wasn’t Twitter supposed to die by now or something … ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What is best in life?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣

[Charles Haywood @TheWorthyHouse]

1. I will now examine Twitter’s past financials and predict the future from them. I conclude that criticism of @elonmusk is bizarrely off base, because Musk has overnight changed Twitter’s net (profit) margin from negative 20% to approximately plus 28%, more than Apple or Google.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A disrespectful tourist climbs an ancient Mayan pyramid in Mexico and gets booed

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is the (logarithmic) timeline of an expanding universe. We live at the 3rd line from the left and all stars will disappear in 10¹⁴ years (4th line). Then there will be 10¹⁰⁰ year of just black holes and then, the Dark Era

[read more: https://t.co/joiaTUxboa]

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Namaste 🙏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Tactics of Mistake

[Bastard Son of Larry David @LarryDavidsson]

@lexfridman This is what the Wild Wild West must’ve felt like

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Twitter is getting wild.

[Bastard Son of Larry David @LarryDavidsson]

@OscarEldLaRenta @AOC @GOP I am an AOC supporter and I disapprove this message.

[Bastard Son of Larry David @LarryDavidsson]

@elonmusk Yooo let’s F*CKIN GOOOOOOOOO

[Bastard Son of Larry David @LarryDavidsson]

@elonmusk Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk