Larry Hapsburger

Former NSIC member, Winona Alum, 64 years young and ready to mingle, Lover of Coors light with a pickle in it

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Watching golf and got the thinking about downhill puts, happy Friday

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You know been on this buy low thing for tet mcmillian, got him in two leagues and uhh I think this weeks the week or else

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Name something better then a post 18 holes value basket from Culver’s

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Ladies and Gentleman, please keep my friend in your thoughts, he is struggling getting bitches, if you have any advice please give him a ring, 608-622-9668, his name is McDermott. Please and thank you

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A guy just bought me a blowjob shot at the bar and filmed me take it on his meta glasses. Odds he’s cranking to it later? Probably #21

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@GusMcDonald72 Got hungry just looking at this!!

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I could kill about a bakers dozen of McDoubles rn, the long way #bubblebutt

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@GusMcDonald72 Extra Mustard, Extra Onions, Add Big Mac sauce, and no bun

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AND clash Royale servers are down rn, fuck me

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Having to work my internship job the day before America’s birthday, just criminal. On top of that my debit card got hacked last night, the world just doesn’t want a certified white boy to have a day. #beeronmymind

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Traveling to the famous “P-Vegas” today in hopes of getting to meet Mr. BigRopeJoe

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@WIACDonaldS What aroused you Donald??

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@GusMcDonald72 Ya ever heard of the “trout in my pussy” girl? Her.

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@tastefulperryP This did not age well

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@GusMcDonald72 I’d have to say the head umbrella!

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@GusMcDonald72 The midget on the Harlem globetrotters, Jahmani “hot shot” Swanson #sayhisname

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Account finally back after being band for “vulgar” language. Didn’t know twitter was as soft as bad and boujee bitches

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@GusMcDonald72 When a waitress doesn’t refill my fucking mtn dew

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@GusMcDonald72 Yea tell Mike to spread his load on my sub

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Anybody’s Spotify not working?? Cause my shit ain’t working, drop some good radio stations down below for my long drive. Thanks